Monday, July 18, 2005

Symphony Under the Stars


The Symphony is rehearsing this week for our second annual "Symphony Under the Stars" on Saturday. It's held on a hillside at Carroll College. It's free, it's outside, and it's one of the high points of the summer for alot of people. Click on the poster on the right. The tradition was started in 1998, with the Montana Summer Symphony--an orchestra comprised of musicians from the seven orchestras in MT (didn't know there were that many, did you??). The short story--it was sponsored by Montana Power for 5 years, and at its peak, played for about 20.000 people in August of 2000 (click on the pictures below to get a sense of that!).















Montana Power eventually went belly up (a long, disgusting story of corporate greed), and there was no concert in 2003. The Helena Symphony picked up the idea, and since I was heavily involved with the production end of things, we were able to re-establish old contacts, trim the budget by 80%, and present it last year. We had about 3500 last year, which is not bad at all, since it was not a state-wide group. This summer, we're tied in with the Lewis & Clark Bicentennial activities, which are also in town right now. Plus the fact that the word has spread around the state--we should have at least 5000 there!

So that's what I'm doing this week. I'm triple-dipping again this year. I'll be paid big bucks as production manager (logistics of the stage, lighting, sound, etc.), as personnel manager (finding enough musicians to play--not really a tough job), and as musician! By this time next week, I'll be flush with a great deal of money! I'm excited!! But I'll have to deal with alot of shit this week as we get closer. So my blogging will be infrequent, at best. I'll get HNT started, of course, but if you guys could help the newbies feel at home, I'd appreciate it! And, by golly, so will they! Have yourselves a wonderful week!
iTunes Here For the Party, Gretchen Wilson

More stuff....

Continuing with my catching up from the past week:

"Half-Nekkid Thursday" continues its phenomenal run. We got a number of newbies, including a handful who should have been doing this from the very beginning (you know who you are!). Many thanks to everyone for embracing the concept! While there wasn't a theme planned last week, there were an awful lot of feet showing! And some artsy stuff, for those not showing their tootsies! Keep it up!!

Real life seems to have kicked in for a few of my favorite bloggers. A couple of them opted to take a "vacation" from blogging. A couple seem to have quit altogether. And some have gone into Witness Protection and moved to a different site. To all of them--I hope things work out in whatever way they need to for you. You're going to be missed--I enjoyed each of your sites. With luck, we'll see them in the future!
    PERSONAL NOTE TO J.--(Not you, the one that doesn't go by this letter) I really hope you're reading this, and I think you are. I hope you get yourself and your situation figured out. I'm going to miss your great HNT pics! Feel free to email me if you're so inclined. I'm lousy at advice, but I listen/read pretty well!

    UPDATE: She's back and she's bad! Just can't keep a good woman down!! From everyone who reads your blog, we welcome your return!!
On the plus side, another one re-emerged from the Canadian wilderness to let us know she was still alive. Hopefully she'll stay in touch for awhile!

You may have noticed that I didn't mention anything about the golf tournament I played with my dad. After a great practice round, and feeling prepared going into it, we both sucked. Big hairy donkey balls. We were pathetic. And yet (for those who care), I carded a 95 on the second day. 54 front/41 back. What's up with that???

We had a wedding gig in Dillon (2 hours south of here) on Saturday afternoon. On the bride's parent's ranch. She was cute--he wasn't. We were under a tent, but the wind was so bad ALL day that dust & dirt & grit coated virtually EVERYTHING! Even the beers coming out of the ice water were covered by grime. On the plus side, there were alot of upskirt shots! Problem with that is that you get everyone's upskirts--the old ladies and the bridesmaids included. Because of the wind, everyone pretty much stayed under the other tent where the buffet was served (excellent food!), so we didn't have much of a dance crowd. Until the end of our contracted time. The floor was packed with the drunk relatives and the wedding party for about the last 15 minutes. So the father of the bride coughed up another $400 to play for another hour. At the end of that hour, the bride's uncle added another $400 to play a second extra hour. We are such whores!! The horns physically couldn't play anymore after that (besides, it was dark, and we didn't bring our lights). So instead of a 2:30-6:30 gig, it was a 2:30-9:15 gig. And it was dirty. The wind never did die down. At least the beer and food were free!

Still not done catching up. The upcoming week is going to be extremely busy and tense. I'll post more on that later today. Right now I have to get going. Hope you all have a wonderful week! Keep those cameras handy!!
iTunes: Let Me Touch You For Awhile, Alison Krauss + Union Station

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Moose Has Left the Building....

Man, what a long couple of weeks I've been having! Lots to write about, so no chit-chat here.

Moose left for home this morning. It was wonderful having her here, but wish she could have stayed for a few more days. Oh, well. I don't think I'd be happy regardless of how many days she was here. A quick recap of the stuff that we got to do together (damn, I hate sharing!). Click the picture for a larger one!

Friday--Met her at the airport with her best friend Heather. Hugged, said hello, then went home while she and Heather stayed up all night.


Saturday--Mini Star Wars party with Rachel at her office with plasma screen, humongous bean bag chairs, greasy pizza, chips and beer. This is Rachel's dog Midget with Moose.





Monday--Up to the York Bar (about 20 miles from town, in the midst of the mountains) for beers and burgers. Best damned burgers in the area!





Wednesday--Alive @ Five. Very good music in an absolutely wrong venue. It was a folk trio that just didn't draw a crowd. So everyone stuck around the beer tables. With temps in the upper 90s, so there was alot of liquid consumed. Not sure what's happening here.




Friday--Moose, just.a.girl and I went to the Mission Mountain Wood Band reunion concert. I was going to write a big post on it, but Moose beat me to it. Read it here. A fun time was had by all!



Sunday--Heather & I were at the airport to send her off at 7:00 this morning. The two of them almost shed a tear, but not quite. All in all, it was a full week. Moose has more pics, so I'm sure she'll put some up, or send them to me to do it. There was alot of other "stuff" going on, so I'll blog about those later...
iTunes: Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffett

Answers for Heather

These are the questions from Heather in Canada. She's a wonderful addition to HNT! And a relative newcomer to our corner of Bloggerworld. Thanks for the interview!

Again, here are the instructions:
    1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "interview me."
    2. I will respond by asking you five questions -- each person's will be different.
    3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
    4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
    5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
1. You are in a room of 100 people and Bill Gates walks in. He gives everyone a piece of paper and says "If you all write 1 million dollars on this paper..I will give each and every single one of you a million dollars" "BUT if one of you writes 100,000 dollars on the paper, you and everyone who write 100,000 GUARENTEED that 100,000 and all those who wrote 1 million get nothing"
Do you write 1 million in hopes that everyone else will do the same or do you write 100,000 and get your guarenteed money? why?
    I would probably write the 1 million for three reasons. First, I tend to want to go the extra distance in things that I do. Why settle for 100K when I could get a million? Secondly, in what some may call a character flaw, I tend to trust others too much. Or give them the benefit of the doubt. I would probably assume that everyone else would blindly go for the million too. Lastly, I tend to not weigh all the options. I would not be the 99th guy who has been figuring out the tax implications, or looking for the deception, or for the loopholes.

2. Humanity has destroyed the Earth, but NASA has new technology and you can life on any other planet in our solar system...which one do you choose to live on and why?
    Saturn. I think it would be cool to sit out on the porch with a cold beer, feet up on the rail, counting the rings and watching the moons go by.

3. You have been given the choice to learn of how exactly the universe was started OR learn of how the universe will end..which one do you choose and why?
    I'd want to know how it started. And what existed before it started. I doubt that the universe will end in my lifetime, so why worry about it? And if it did end in my lifetime, I'd rather not know how I was going to die.

4. Would you rather loose your ability to hear or your ability to talk? Why?
    No hesitation here--I'd rather lose my ability to talk. I'm probably close to using up my allotment of words for my life already. And I'm pretty good at playing Charades. I think I could communicate just fine without talking. I've actually aready experienced the hearing loss--it sucked. I spent about 3 weeks with almost no hearing in either ear due to a sinus infection that worked its way into the ears. It was so bad that I could be within a foot of a ringing telephone and not hear it. Fortunately, it finally cleared up, but as a musician, that was the scariest three weeks of my life!

5. Every child has dreams...When you were a little boy...what did you dream of being when you grew up? Are you what you wanted to be?
    I was going to be an astronaut. I grew up as a young boy in the the glory days of NASA and the early space flights. I was determined to pilot the Fireball XL-5 (bonus points for anyone who catches that reference!). I could give statistics about all things space when I was in second grade. I am flabbergasted by the fact that a majority of my readers were born at some time after moon flights were curtailed!
    For the second part of the question--I'm a semi-employed, mediocre musician with no real life and no real plans for the future. I don't believe that particular dream ever surfaced in my youth!

iTunes: Dr. Feelgood, Mötley Crüe

Answers for Andi

Finally found some time to respond to some interview questions. These are the ones from one of my favorite, dearest, and longest-read bloggerfriends. Well, one of my favorite, dearest, and longest-read bloggerfriends who also lives in Texas, works in a library, and participates in HNT. I guess that sort of narrows it down quite a bit, but I still like her! These are the questions from Andi, who was a bit freaked out by my Six Flags Man post last week. So she's asked some odd questions. Thanks Andi!

But first, here are the instructions:
    1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "interview me."
    2. I will respond by asking you five questions -- each person's will be different.
    3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
    4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
    5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.


1. If you had a tattoo that covered your entire back, what would it be and why?
    The good new is that I don't have a hairy back, so that won't be a problem. I do, however, have ample room back there, so I guess I'd go for something overly pretentious and over the top. I'd like one of those tattoos that look like they're in 3D of "Amen Corner" of the Augusta National Golf Club, home of the Masters golf tournament. One of the holiest places in all of golf.

2. What would your drag queen name be? Explain.
    Pussy Longslide. Pussy, because it's just a great word, and Longslide incorporates all that I do with my bone. And it sounds a little nasty!

3. If the dancing Six Flags man showed up at your door and you could choose the song to dance to, what would it be?
    Living outside of Six Flags' reach, I don't understand why this guy upsets so many people. I have seen a commercial with him once in my life. I laughed. If I had to choose a specific song, it would probably be the "Hokey-Pokey".

4. Choose "screw" "date" or "marry" for the following celebs:
Hillary Clinton
Martha Stewart
Kathy Lee Gifford
    Hillary--date. She could get into some great places! Maybe bring along Chelsea once in awhile....
    Martha--marry. Then she could utilize her homemaking skills on me.
    Kathy Lee--screw. As long as she didn't mention her kids. Or Regis.

5. Which would you rather take part in -- a 5 mile run or jello wrestling with Steven Segal? Discuss.
    Jello wrestling. A five mile run is a guaranteed massive heart attack with no fun. Jello wrestling with Stevie might also kill me, but I could also eat the jello as a last meal. Besides, he might slip in the jello doing one of his patented moves, and I could sneak out.

iTunes: Jeremy, Pearl Jam

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Artsy-Fartsy HNT


This is a picture of me in front of my TV, which has a feed from a video camera pointed at me in front of my TV. There's some sort of fancy name for the effect of a picture within a picture that's within a picture that's within a picture that's wi........well, you get the idea. This didn't turn out quite as well as I had hoped, yet turned out kind of neat. Alot of luck involved too.

Looking forward to seeing all of yours! Don't forget to leave a note in my comments that you've posted yours! And if you're new to all of this...WELCOME!

PROGRAMMING NOTE: My boy Ty has a wonderful tradition going on at his site called "Flat Belly Fridays". I know there's some of you who already know that!! Anyway, rumor (rumour for the Canadians) has it that he's going to shake things up in the near future. Maybe even tomorrow! I highly urge you to check him out!
iTunes: Gloria, Shadows of Knight

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

HNT from MT!

Being the incredibly nice guy that I am, I'm hosting Moose's HNT picture this week! She's having a great time here, and we're glad to have her! We were at the regular Wednesday "Alive @ Five" party downtown tonight, which is the site of her picture:
The leg on the left belongs to Heather, Moose's best friend from college. She's been know to lurk around some of the blogs, but hasn't taken the big leap to start her own. But she's got a pic in for her first HNT!

Any comments for Moose about this picture can be left here.

It's Raining Men....









This is for Andi.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Oscar Mayer

Have you guys seen the most recent Oscar Mayer weiner commercials? Where kids sing different parts of the song? Have you noticed the incredibly cute, slightly Asian-looking little girl with pigtails on her dad's shoulders? He sings, "...cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer.." and she chimes in with this high-pitched "weeeee-nerrrr". They both look like they're having fun. It's things like this that make me wonder what kind of father I might have made....

Moose Update


We're having fun with Moose. It's been non-stop eating and drinking and sleeping. And it will continue. Just thought I'd throw a picture up from last night's dinner at the York Bar (best burgers in the Helena area!). Here's Moose with the 7-month old baby boy of a friend. She had her camera too, and I imagine she'll get a few pics up soon. I'll continue with updates as they are needed...
iTunes: Panama, Van Halen

Retirement Down the Toilet

Be warned. The "ick" factor on this one is higher than usual....

Due to the copious amounts of rain we've had this spring, the air is now full of pollen and things that we're not used to up in this neck of the woods. As a result, alot of people, including myself, are walking around with red, itchy eyes and stuffy noses. The allergies/hay fever are running rampant. Personally, I've been walking around with a snoot full o'snot. For days I've been blowing my nose, skinning my already sunburned nose. And for days, it seems like I haven't done a complete job at it. It feels like there's still a pencil eraser stuck way up in my sinuses (don't ask how I might know what that feels like). Well, yesterday I decided to go for it. I was going to blow that sucker out, even if I blew out every blood vessel in my face. Normally I'd try digging it out like a coal miner, but this seemed just a tad too deep. So I brace myself and go for it. My eyes go buggy. My ears want to pop. My lungs are on fire as I try to keep a good forceful column of air through my nasal cavities. I think to myself, "good thing I'm a horn player!" I grunt and groan. I might have even farted. Then it happened! The conglomeration of mucus that had been blocking my airways was expelled! I caught it in the Kleenex like Jason Varitek. And then I did what every person does (don't deny it!)--I looked at what I held in my tissue covered hand....

Prior to this, I had just listened to "Puff, the Magic Dragon" by Peter, Paul & Mary on my iTunes. Don't ask why it's on there. It's a catchy tune, and I had it in my head, so to speak, until I blew my nose. I look in the Kleenex, and I find a fine specimen. About half-crusty/half-snotty. An aesthetic mix of colors--a little yellow, some greenish color, and just a little bit of red for accent. Then it hit me. IT LOOKED LIKE THE 60's FOLK SUPER-GROUP PETER, PAUL & MARY!! Swear to God! After I recovered from a little light-headedness, the idea hit me. Put it on eBay! Put it up there with the fried cheese sammie and the Lincoln look-alike french fry! Someone is going to put up big money for this! I could easily get $150,000 to $200,000 for this! I'll be set for life!!!

I gently take my new treasure into the living room. I don't want to lose sight of it. I log onto eBay. I toil with the categories and descriptions. It comes to the point to insert a picture of the sale item. Damn! I haven't done that yet. I find my camera, and focus in on my retirement. Unfortunately, in the short amount of exposure to sunlight and air, the beautiful 2-inch booger had shriveled up into an unrecognizable bit of toxicity that you'd find on the hallways in an elementary school. I was crushed. A tear ran down my cheek. No eBay, no retirement money. I took the Kleenex, and in a fit of frustration, balled it up and tossed it in the toilet and flushed. A metaphor to my life in general. I tried to rationalize it--no one would pay that sort of mony for Peter, Paul & Mary. Not even the religious nuts. But if I could just figure out how to preserve something like that....

The nose/head are still a bit stuffy today. I'm thinking of listening to nothing but Van Halen (DLRoth VH, thank you) for the next couple of days. I'll bet somebody would pay big bucks to see them in the Kleenex!

Sunday, July 10, 2005

5 Questions Interview

This is one of "those" posts where you find out something about your host. Ago-go ran one of these, and I asked her to "interview" me (per the instructions). Little did I know that she'd ask questions that would require some thought.... They made me think; they made me cringe. Hopefully I don't offend or disgust anyone with my answers! And if I do, tough. Deal with it. Anyways, here goes, but first--

Here are the instructions:
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions -- each person's will be different.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

1) if you could no longer be a musician or work in the 'industry' (i.e., a music store, a cd shop, the music booking/promo industry, etc.) what kind of work would you do?

I hate to say this, but I like customer service! I've always been a little irreverent when dealing with people, either at a counter or over the phone. Sometimes to the point of excess. But I've found that most people like the change--not facing the "plastic smile and courtesy" persona. But there's no money in that. To do something that makes "real" money would require training--back to college or a technical school. I've been fortunate enough to never have a job requiring a coat & tie. I'd need something like that. I know I couldn't work at home--I'd never get anything done. And it would have to tap into my artistic side. Maybe web design. Maybe photography (primarily outdoor photography). Or maybe be a helicopter pilot. That could be a good time!

2) you meet the perfect woman: smart, beautiful, all the good stuff, she even like golf! i mean 'the one' and you're in love. however, she's the same age as your youngest 'legal' niece. do you go for it?

This one took alot of time to formulate an answer, and I'm not sure that it's adequate. One that doesn't make me sound like a pervert. To set the parameters--I'm 48, my oldest niece is almost 20, and we'll be talking about females here. And I'll assume that "go for it" means "get married". Age has never really been a concern to me in my friends. Most of my friends these days are in the 25-30 range. I've got some theories as to why that is, but won't bore you with them. I highly doubt that I'd find myself romantically/physically involved with (certainly not "in love" with) a 20 year old girl. Primarily because of that word--girl. They have a great deal of life to learn first. And they seem to have a great deal of drama in their lives. I firmly believe that no one should ever marry before the age of 27.

On the other hand, I would have no problems being friends with or going out with someone that young. But don't think I go out trolling for that age group. And "going out" avoids using the term "dating", and all that is apparently implied with a "date" these days. I guess I'm old-fashioned in that respect. If the girl doesn't have a problem being out with me for dinner & beers, I've got no problem. I've gone to concerts with young ladies in their early 20s. Hell, I even took a 4-day/3-concert road trip with one. The point being--I enjoy the company, the conversation, the experience. I'm not looking to get laid, and I haven't met one who's offering. If someone of that age has no problems being out with a guy old enough to be her father, then neither do I. They don't expect anything from me, and I don't expect anything from them. And I'm too much of a gentleman to take advantage of them if they got too drunk to protest.

Finally, like I mentioned earlier, I don't look at age as a factor in my friends, male or female. But I am choosy in who becomes my friend. If the example as you presented it in your question ever came to life, then I would say that I would probably go for it, at least as playmates, if the situation was right. If the question relates to marriage, I guess I'd say not.

3) the Fantastic Four recruits you and you get to pick your own superpower. what is your special talent, why did you pick it, and how will you use it?

My immediate thought was to be invisible, and all the nasty connotations that presents. But after giving it some thought, I think my superpower would be Mind Control. Just like the Jedi. "You will not go to war." "You will create an operating system that doesn't require a security upday every three days." "Britney, you will not procreate." And when I was out of my Fantastic Four uniform, I would use it to strictly for personal gain.

4) you are forced to either lose all your body hair (including face! no beards) or have your head go totally bald. which horrible option do you choose?

This one wasn't too tough, other than being just a little confusing. I'd have my head go bald. Even if it meant my face. I've often thought about going totally bald, but then my head would look like a bowl of lumpy mashed potatos. But that would still be better than a totally hairless body. That would just be wrong on so many levels....

5) what's your relationship deal-breaker?

Two things. First--abusing my trust. I am a very trusting person and generally will give people the benefit of the doubt. I will tell people things that I probably shouldn't (see #2). I've been burned by this in the past. Don't lie. If you get caught at something, admit to it. If it's a minor thing, I can forgive, but not forget. If it's a major thing, adios! Secondly--lack of communication. I hate secrets. I hate finding things out from a third party. I hate not being in the loop. If I don't catch on to something, beat me over the head with a 2 x 4. Whatever. Just communicate!!!


So there you have it. If you want me to interview you, let me know in my comments. Later, y'all....
iTunes: Anything For You, Gloria Estefan

Friday, July 08, 2005

Yay!

SHE'S HOME!!!
Moose touched down at the airport about 45 minutes ago! She looked a little tired, but very hot! And her leg wounds (see her site) are now oozing green. I smell a great photo op! We'll try to document the next week as best as we can! Yay!

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Little bits o' business

I just need to throw in a couple of comments, since I'm away from my computer most of the rest of the weekend:
  • No comments about London. Others can express things better than I.
  • Many thanks to the regular Nekkid people who welcomed the newbies! I was able to eventually get around to them, but many of you took it upon yourselves to make them feel at home. Gosh, we're nice people! Along those lines--if I didn't make a comment on your site, I apologize. Time is at a premium for me right now...
  • Similarly, I don't have the time to respond to individual comments this week. But for those who seem concerned that the South Park Nekkid Os isn't anatomically correct, I hate to tell you that it's close. Yes, I have man boobs. Yes, my body shape is similar. Yes, you'd have a hard time seeing my wee-wee from under my gut, if I were to actually pose like that. The only positive thing--my legs are longer. Sorry, but that's the way I am. Oh, I'm also a peculiar shade of flourescent white, though this weekend's golfing will take care of that.
  • I'm not going to get into "themes" with HNT. This one lent itself well, and perhaps again at other international holidays, but I'm not going to really get into that sort of thing.
  • According to Blogrolling, I've got 49 people listed in the Nekkid roll. That doesn't count people who have dropped out (temporarily, I hope), such as Summer, Kamey, LBB and Crystal (there are others).
  • PeeMan is peeing on a car dashboard, sans stereo. Read Rachel's post to get the details.
  • In non-HNT news (and this is mostly for Corrina, and any other golfers out there), I shot an 84 in our practice round. That's with 3 double-bogeys (2 of them on par 3s). As a team, my dad and I will have to play far better to be in the money (we ended up with a net 64--there's going to be net 57s or less in this tournament).
  • By this time tomorrow night, Moose will have landed to start her week of vacation with us (me, Rachel and Kamey). We'll take lots of pics and tell lots of stories!
Everyone have a great weekend! I'll check back when I can, but should be back in the groove by Monday!
iTunes: Smoothie Song, Nickel Creek

HNT (with a theme)

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Geez, there's alot of you guys posting early! Forces me to do the same. Ah, well. At least you'll be getting the full benefit of the full Thursday!

As was requested last Friday, this week will hopefully be a "Half-Nekkid Thursday" with a THEME!! I'll try to avoid alot of HNT's with themes. But I hope that everyone caught that request and has some sort of HNT picture from their 4th of July/Canada Day celebrations. My only request was that no one post pictures of shooting bottle rockets out of their butt. Not that I expect that anyone would, but this is a weird world we live in.

So this is me as the sun is going down at the lake before one of our gigs, complete with an ice cold beer! Even though there's nothing to compare to, it almost looks like I've got a sunburn going! It was a gorgeous weekend all around!

I'm going to be involved in a golf tournament with my dad from Thursday through Saturday, just in time for Moose to show up in town for a week (YAY!). In other words, I might not get to everybody's HNT post. I would hope that the regulars here keep tabs on things. There's always new people to bring into the fold. Be nice. Be supportive! If you find someone new, let me know and I'll add them to the Nekkid roll as soon as I can. I'm not sure that they know everyone should check in.

So have at it! HNT can only get bigger and better!

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iTunes: Hanky Panky, Madonna

Monday, July 04, 2005

Happy 4th!

Well, last night's gig made the previous two nights worth it. We had a great crowd from early on.

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We had fireworks over the lake. We had groupies in the window behind us.

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We performed for over two hours before playing anything we had done either of the prior two nights (damn, we know alot of music!), including some things we haven't done in over a year! All in all--a very fun evening! Unfortunately, I'm feeling a little funky today. My sinuses are stuffy--either the hay fever/allergy thing, a cold from standing around all night in a breeze, or a large amount of second-hand smoke. Or any combination of the above.

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And I've consumed more beer in the past 3 days than I have in a long time. Swear to God--while sitting down at the beach enjoying one of our local microbrews, I watched a new roll of fat form on my gut. (Sorry 'bout that.) And the drinking will continue throughout most of July, starting up again tonight.

The only thing that I've done that's remotely productive is update my blog (pathetic, isn't it?). While surfing new places, I found a link to South Park Studio. It's not an official SP site, if that sort of thing is important to you. Anyway, you can build your own SP character. That's him in my profile pic.

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It's just a little scary how close it really is to a real life depiction! If you want to build your own, check out the site! I'll be linking it in my favorites, too.

That's it for now. One last round of fun before the week starts up! Hope you all had a great 4th (or Canada Day, if appropriate)! I'll assume you all got some great HNT pics (remember--there's a theme this week!). Have fun!!!!
iTunes: Run Runaway, Slade

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Day 1 Down, 3 To Go


Thought I'd get a couple of pics up from last night. Surprisingly smallish crowd. Enthusiastic, but small--it should be better tonight.

I don't know what I'm saying at this point, but if you check closely, I'm staring right at her boobs.




I'm including this, not just to show the horns and Drummer Boy, but in the background you can see The Goddess (just.a.girl) and her roomie Melissa (in the pink). They made it out for the last set.







Alot of beer was consumed, which is generally not something I do when I play a gig. As you can see here, I'm trying to catch a quick catnap in the midst of playing.



Two more nights of this, plus fun in the sun at the lake. Man, I do love summer! Hope you're all having a good one too!


iTunes: Walk Like An Egyptian, Bangles

Friday, July 01, 2005

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Here's to Ago-go, Dena, Corrina, and any of my other Canadian blogfriends I'm not aware of. Happy Canada Day! All my suggestions for pictures in my last post now officially extend to you guys too!

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Let the weekend begin!

Another successful HNT has come and gone! As usual, there were a couple of old-timers that dropped off the Nekkid rolls, and a good number of newbies. The guys are beginning to make their mark, creativity is high, and more and more people are joining in! Andi got a new camera--that should mean even better posts in the future! CindyLou is still basing her pics on whatever Darrel comes up with--and doing a very fine job! Bez continues to raise the bar--time for the step ladder! Lizabeth in Spandex--always a good thing! All in all, a great day. I've updated the blogrolls, but there's technically a little time before Thursday ends, so I'll clean things up in the morning if I need to. I've tried to comment on everybody's, but if I missed you, I apologize. There's just getting to be too many to keep track of! Keep up the good work, boys and girls!

I want to try something for the next "Half-Nekkid Thursday". For those of you in the US, we'll be celebrating the 4th of July this weekend. Beer, sun, fun, beer, road trips, beer....you get the idea. I'd like next week's HNT pics to be patriotic, fireworks, picnics, brass bands, Mom & apple pie celebrations. Take your cameras out with you this weekend and be proud you're an American! Let's have some All-American HNT pictures! However, I draw the line on bottle-rockets-out-the-butt pics. Please. For those of you who don't celebrate the 4th, feel free to take pics this weekend on your picnics/beer drinking/road trips or whatever you do this weekend!

On a personal note--many thanks for the concern for my eye problem! I have to confess though--the picture was taken last summer. It was a bugger then, but it's fine now!

Everyone have a safe and fun holiday--even you Canadians! I've got gigs with the band all three nights out at the lake, so I hope to have some pics up at some point! Buckle up! Don't drink & drive! Set on ground, light fuse, and GET AWAY! God Bless America!!
iTunes: I Got You Babe, Sonny & Cher

The Nekkidness Continues...

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This is what happens when allergies and hay fever collide with tired eyes on a gorgeous summer night in Montana. It probably didn't help that I was rubbing them silly, but I couldn't even keep them open. We were lucky to get this shot! Being the socially responsible person that I am, I'm posting only a small picture. If you want the full sized one, click here!
~~~Be forewarned--it's a scary picture!~~~


iTunes: Powerhouse, Spike Jones

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

One, two, nine, eleventy-seven, ...

Anybody heard why Haloscan has decided to quit keeping an accurate count of comments on random blogs? Damned inconvenient!

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Started this post by using Blogger's photo thing. I need to spend more time with it. I had pictures overlapping and text running over the pictures. I don't think it's supposed to work that way....

Took these pics a couple of days ago. The first is sunrise on the first day of summer. The second is later on during the day--the torrential rain that has been marking most of the afternoons so far.

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As I was watching SVU tonight, I heard a great deal of noise coming from my slut bird friend's place on the balcony. Yes, she's been at it again, and at all hours of the day. And now her prospective lovers are lining up to get a piece of the action. The slut bird is a sparrow. I know that for a fact. This bird was next in line. I'm not sure what type of bird it is, but it ain't a sparrow. But it's definitely a noisy SOB! I've heard of "Whistle While You Work," but this guy tends to get way out of control! It's nice to know my slut bird friend will screw anything, regardless of race, creed or color!

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Saturday, June 25, 2005

New Blogger feature


Did you guys check this out? You can add pictures directly to Blogger, rather than uploading them someplace else first! You get picture size options and text wrapping options too! IT'S ABOUT FLIPPIN' TIME! This is my first attempt using it. Hopefully this will keep fairly stable. It'll certainly be a time saver! Read all about it on your Dashboard!

Explanations

Somebody asked what PeeMan was doing his business on. For me, it's Safari--Apple's browser. It's far superior to IE or Netscape. Faster, less buggy, and an all-around good browser. I guess when you get used to something working so well, you just expect it to be perfect. It died on me with no warning late, late Thursday night. I suppose it was fate, because it had been a good week, and I wasn't pissed at anyone/anything. Until then. So thanks, PeeMan! Firefox is definitely going to be checked out soon....

The alarm clock was a request from Moose, who's been having to get up early this week. She has issues with her alarm clock. She needs to resolve them at some point, but in the meantime, this pee's for you!

Friday, June 24, 2005

Clarification

There seems to be a slight misconception amongst some visitors and participants to "Half-Nekkid Thursday" as to what its purpose is. I've gotten comments and references that insinuate that the reason I've been pushing this whole idea is just a sneaky way to get girls (and guys) to undress. Can you believe that??? I'm hurt, offended and a little bit disappointed.

I have always maintained that HNT was a way for bloggers to meet new friends and venture outside their own little circle of bloggerfriends. The pictures are like advertising. THERE'S NOT ONE OF US WHO HASN'T SEEN AN INCREASE IN VISITS! THERE'S NOT ONE OF US WHO HASN'T ENJOYED THE GLOWING COMMENTARY THAT'S BEEN LEFT BEHIND!! AND I DOUBT THAT THERE'S ANY OF US WHO HASN'T GONE BACK TO VISIT THEIR NEW NEKKID FRIENDS!!! As proof of the increased visits--this is a chart of the visits to my site over the past 31 days. Guess what days show the spikes....

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My point being--we are selling ourselves. And our own blogs. And it's working! Some of us don't need to do that, but enjoy it anyway. For alot of the rest of us, HNT offers a fun way to invite the rest of the world to check us out, and to make new friends, and gets us out of our own little circles.

To those who feel that there's some other purpo....... DAMMIT! I almost made it through without laughing out loud! Of course it's a way to get people to show some skin! Keep it up, people! We're getting noticed!!
iTunes: 25 or 6 to 4, Chicago

Exhausted!

I had no idea that HNT was going to be so time-consuming! I just spent the better part of 3+ hours checking posts, looking at comments, responding to comments, updating my blogroll, and trying to make sure that everyone got included! Then another half hour preparing this post, before Safari crashed on me (no Mac jokes, please!). AAAUUURRRGGGGHHHH!
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I think that the easiest way for you to keep up is to check my nekkid list in the sidebar. I'll try to have it updated by Friday morning. If I've missed someone, please let me know! I think that we can keep up the peer pressure. Ian has promised that he's got a bunch of lurkers ready to come out of the dark and join in. He does warn that they are "really butt ugly people". I say, the more the merrier! I think that someone needs to talk to Katarina, Veronica, Stace, Amanda, Laura and Binsk. With encouragement, I think they'd be great additions! Your mission, should you choose to accept it....

If I were really on top of things, I'd actually give prizes each week. But I'm not. I can, however, load on heaps of praise like the sautéed onions on a York Bar swiss cheeseburger! Please remember, there are no losers on "Half-Nekkid Thursday"! My congratulations to the following:
  • Most courageous post: There were alot of you in the running here, but I think the winner would have to be Bez (Crazy Cat Lady). She took the bull by the horns and ran with it!
  • Most enjoyable post: I think that hippigirl claims this one. She's drinkin', gettin' cool, and just became a grandma a few days ago!
  • Best "cute" factor: Cathy claims this one. Nekkid little kids will almost always get an "Awwww...."
  • Post that takes your breath away: I'll do two of these--male & female. For male, Jason gets the nod. I'm told that the shoulders did it for him. On the female side, it's going to be newcomer Summer. She's the shizzle!
  • Best use of props or sets: There's a tie for this one. Robin wins for taking a picture that you actually had to go looking for half-nekkididity, when it was staring you in the face, and S! for a highly original picture that he claims came to him during his lunch hour. Both he and the billboard behind him are half-nekkid! Kudos to the newbies!
I could probably come up with more categories, but I have to get up in a few hours. Good job this week, boys & girls!
iTunes: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems, Kenny Chesney

Thursday, June 23, 2005

HNT Guest Hosting

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just.a.girl is on the road to Portland for the weekend, so I'm taking care of her HNT submission. I'm not quite sure what she'd write along with this, other than to note the belly jewelry. I guess you can leave comments for her here. She'll get them. Be generous!
iTunes: Hanky Panky, Madonna

HNT Strikes Again!

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Geez--things are starting up already, and I don't hit Thursday for another 90 minutes! Better get this done....

Thought I'd bump things up a level this week for "Half-Nekkid Thursday"! However, it ain't me! Somewhere in the middle of this picture is a friend of mine. But that's not the important part here. It's the photo manipulation. If you have Photoshop or some other type of program, there's all sorts of possibilities! And before the question is asked--no, this isn't a bloggerfriend. It's not Rachel, Moose or just.a.girl. Sorry! Here's some other works of art--

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There you go--who can beat that today? Let the games begin~~
iTunes: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, U2

Monday, June 20, 2005

Minor site changes

A couple of changes to the place here.

I took down the poll. It was a cute idea that ran its course. Or in other words--you guys just weren't into it. I'll hang on to it in the deep recesses of the bloggerdom in case something good comes up. In its place I've listed just a few of the numerous comments regarding HNT. It's always good to have good press! These are actual quotes--not ones that I've made up myself. From comments to my blog, or from others' blogs. If any of you don't want your quote up there, let me know. I can take you off.

I've added a new link to my favorites. It's a blog, but doesn't really have that sort of feel to it. Factum is a site where you can send in your own humorous pictures. The photos that are up are hilarious! It looks like it's updated on a daily basis. Some very funny stuff. Thanks to Shumpy for the link from his blog!

Lastly--not a change, but an observation. There's some trash talk happening about HNT! There are challenges being thrown down and promises of outstanding submissions! Now I'm not one to stifle creativity and expression, but I would remind the more modest of you out there that "nekkid does not mean naked!" If you haven't checked them out yet, I'd browse through the guidelines. I'd hate to see this thing fall apart because people thought that nudity was the goal here. IT'S NOT! Hence the term "half-nekkid"! By the same token, though, feel free to post as much nekkidness as you'd like! There will be some who have no problems with that. Remember that this isn't a contest--it's a chance to express one's half-nekkidness!

For those of you talkin' smack--I also encourage that! And just so you know, my HNT submission for this week will have you all crying in your beers!
iTunes: I've Got Better Things To Do, Terri Clark

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Well, THAT was interesting...

As mentioned before, PRIDE Weekend has hit Helena. PRIDE is the gay/lesbian/bi/trans/etc. group in Montana. The high point of tonight's festivities was a drag show at one of the more popular bars in town, then dancing until the bar closed. So the Goddess (just.a.girl) and one of her roommates (Melissa) and I went down to check out the show. Well, the place was packed. We had to stand throughout the show, but we were relatively close. All I can say is--what a disappointment! I guess I went in with higher expectations. What I got was a poor sound system, equally poor dancing, and lip synching that, for lack of a better term, sucked. And a couple of un-funny comedians. But an odd thing happened--we sort of had fun! To be fair, there was one very fine queen who was in a totally different league than the rest of them. And the emcee was quite comfortable in his/her role (see picture below). Beyond that it was not very good. But it was fun! And crowded! And if we get half that crowd tonight, it's going to be a good time! This picture was taken shortly after the show:
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From the left: Melissa; Her Most Imperial Sovereign Majesty,The Sparkly Tinsel Glinda-Bubble From Graceland, Empress 10 of all Montana, Ophelia Uppe-Bouvier; His Most Imperial Soveriegn Majesty, The X-tracurricular Emperor, Emperor 10 of all Montana, Tim; and the Goddess. Yes, they hold those "titles". And I think Ophelia and Tim are an item, but I'm not sure. The good news--none of was propositioned, though the girls thought alot of the guys were hot. And about half of the girls seemed to be the college-age, experimental type. Of course, there were those on both sides that definitely rode side-saddle, but the whole thing seemed almost more mainstream than kinky. Then again, where else but Montana can you find a drag queen lip-synching and dancing to Garth Brooks' "Friends In Low Places?"
iTunes: Pour Me, Trick Pony

Friday, June 17, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIE!

Today is the birthday of America's favorite spiritual animal lovin' liberal vegetarian hippie chick. Yes, Juliepatchouli turns 37 today!!

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Note the long, athletic legs and her quirky "don't mess with me, boys!" expression. And no, the "L" on her uniform doesn't stand for Lesbian. It stands for LOVE!
Some other things about her:
  • While she appears to be standing tall here, she checks in these days at around 5' nothin'.
  • She grew up on the lake. Not sure which one, but she did.
  • She likes farts. Anyone's farts. They make her giggle.
  • She likes Law & Order (and really, who doesn't?).
  • She's one of the few people I know who likes Viktor Krauss (or even knows who he is!).
  • Tulips are her favorite flower; asparagus is her favorite veggie.
  • She drives a big truck.

  • Julie's had a rough stretch over the past 4-6 months (which, coincidentally is about the amount of time that I've been reading her blog--do I sense a problem here?). Do something nice today and go over and wish her a Happy Birthday! I know she'd love it!

    Happy 37th, Jules!!
    iTunes: (We're An) American Band, Grand Funk Railroad

    Thursday, June 16, 2005

    Friday thoughts...

    Another rousing day of "Half-Nekkid Thursday". Be sure to check the regulars and the new ones listed in the sidebar.

    Other thoughts...
    • In order to allow everyone to see this week's HNT submissions, I had to move some of my dearest regulars to the "lower" set of links. Even though the only difference in the lists is the nekkidness or lack thereof, I found myself feeling uncomfortable moving some of my favorite bloggers to the "lower" list. Trust me, I don't love you guys any less! I guess the moral of this--if you want the top billing, you need to show us you're nekkid on Thursday!
    • Is it wrong for me to think that Dierks Bentley is one of the finest looking men to show up on TV? Those eyes, that curly head of hair. Mmmm, if I were female......
    • I didn't explain why I had PeeMan attacking Ticketmaster. I was able to buy tickets to see the Rolling Stones in Portland, OR in November. I got floor seats, and didn't spring for the really pricey tickets, but I forked out a buttload of money for the privilege. My problem with TM is that they were a pain to order online. Yeah, busy servers, everyone trying to order at the same time, etc. But still, it should have been a little easier!
    • PeeMan is squirting on the Weather Channel because we're getting more rain for the rest of the week. I long for the days when we were in drought conditions and it was sunny and hot all the time...
    • No requests for the second PeeMan, so he won't be up this week. Oops! Just had a late request...
    • We (In Cahoots) will be playing Saturday night for PRIDE! this weekend. This is the gay/lesbian/transgender/etc. group in Montana. This will be the 6th year in a row that we'll play for their dance. They love us! On a positive note, there's alot more acceptance now. When they met in Helena 6 years ago, they marched from downtown to the state capitol. Complete with protesters along the route with truly tacky & hateful signs. It took alot of guts for these people and their supporters to do. THIS year, they're having a drag queen contest/show at one of the most popular bars in town! I'll try to get some pics from the gig. They are a good time!
    • I've determined that I'm getting too old to drink beer like I did last night. Won't change my habits, but it made for a really long day today.
    That's it for now. If you happen to notice that someone needs to be bumped up to the "nekkid" list, let me know!
    iTunes: Faith, George Michael

    Wednesday, June 15, 2005

    'Tis the day!

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    This is the remnants of the Wednesday "Alive @ 5". You have to get a wrist band to drink, even though you've got a full head of really gray hair (like myself). Note that it says "Mt. Helena Music Festival, July 15-17". That would be leftovers from last year. Not everything that Downtown Helena works! There doesn't seem to be any identification involved in getting a wristband--if you've got the balls to go ask for beer, I think they give you a band. Rachel met me down there by the beer and should have a picture up later today too! Anyway, this is my submission!

    For those of you who haven't figured out Alive @ 5--it's a chance to get together with a few thousand of your best friends to drink beer in downtown Helena. Oh, yeah--there's live music and food, and it changes locations each week. The picture below shows the crowd to the north--
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    and to the south--
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    A fun time is generally had by all.

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    Finally, because she's old enough to go to these things on her own--my niece (N2) on the left, and one of her many cousins on the right (no relation to me). Damn, didn't I do well with my nieces??? Back off perverts! She's only 16....

    Two things

    First off--this was the scene from my balcony tonight at around 6:30 (though you can't see it, the slut bird's nest is in the corner of the awning here). You can see 2 distinct rainbows, and what appears to almost be a dark strip between them. The rain we've been getting is getting old, but when you see something like this, you sort of forget about it for a few minutes. "Cue the harps!" "Send in the dog!" "Tornado--be ready..."

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    The second thing is about this guy--

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    Yes, this is Dad, and today is his 72nd birthday. Since it's close to Father's Day, I'll take care of business here, too. This man has supported me through thick and thin. He hasn't always understood the paths I've chosen over the years, but he's never tried to interfere. He worked very hard at his dental practice to put 4 kids through college, and still have enough money left over to spend 3 months/year in Hawaii for the past dozen years or so (my inheritance going right down the tubes there....). He's been married to the same woman for almost 49 years. He's bailed me out of jail, not when I was a teenager, but in my mid-30's. He's survived 2 major heart attacks within 2 months of each other. That was 9 summers ago. He used to smoke like a chimney, but quit cold turkey after the first attack. He will give you the shirt off his back. I have never heard a negative word said about him. He's been strong through some adversity, but cried like a baby when his mother-in-law died. He is on a variety of blood thinning meds that make his face purple. And if you look at his arm funny it will bruise. He's got two new knees, will be getting a new hip this winter. He still plays 18 holes of golf about 4 times/week. He has made peace with the fact that I will probably not be carrying on the family name. And he's glad that his daughters were fertile.

    He is the greatest man I have ever known. Perhaps that's why it hurt so badly when two of my bloggerfriends lost their fathers unexpectedly this spring. I wish you guys had the chance to see your dads in your later years. I don't take it lightly that Dad saw the "light" when he was on the table for the second heart attack. I cherish the golf we still get to play together and the family dinners with all of us. So Happy Father's Day (early), and Happy Birthday! I love ya, Dad
    iTunes: Panama Red, New Riders of the Purple Sage

    Tuesday, June 14, 2005

    Flag Day!

    No one seems to have mentioned the fact that today is Flag Day (Canadian friends are excused from knowing that). There are others far better educated/equipped to write about the flag, patriotism, history, and related areas, so I will leave it to them.

    In the area that I do know something about (music), I can only say this: the Star Spangled Banner should be banished from the lips of all Americans. They can't sing it. Only opera singers, trained for dozens of years, should be allowed to attempt it. And under NO circumstances should any of the current crop of pop "singers" even try. Jimi Hendrix had the right idea. He knew he couldn't sing it vocally, so he let the guitar do it for him. (As an aside, it's ironic that for all the controversy his version brought, one of the branches of the Armed Forces actually used it in the background of one of their recruitment commercials!)

    And why do we sing a song about a flag for our national anthem, rather than about the country itself? Do Canadians sing about maple leafs blowing through the air? The poem (lyrics) are heroic enough, and if you actually read all the verses, it's a fine piece of prose. But as a national anthem, it's terrible! Yes, the flag is a symbol of America, so let's honor them both with a decent piece of music!!

    I suppose the final irony about the song is that the tune is actually an old English drinking song, "To Anacreon in Heaven". Which is appropriate, since the only way for the common folk to sing it well is to be inebriated. So lift your pints high, and sing for Flag Day!
    iTunes: Lucretia MacEvil, Blood, Sweat & Tears

    Monday, June 13, 2005

    Unintentional HNT

    If you're already running out of ideas for "Half-Nekkid Thursday", check out this girl's photoblog to get some tasteful ideas. Her name is justagirl (not to be confused with just.a.girl--aka "The Goddess"). She's from the Netherlands, and I'm pretty sure she's never heard of HNT. But she's got the idea down pretty well. Even gets the boyfriend involved a little!

    Other things on my mind--MJ is acquitted on all charges. Doesn't surprise me. Not sure what to think. What's going to be sad is that, to pay his attorneys' fees, he'll embark on a worldwide tour and sell out every concert. Primarily in Europe, Japan and Singapore.

    I have an appointment with Midas to get my brakes replaced on Wed. Somewhere along the lines, I didn't hear the "chirping" that's supposed to warn you that your brakes are almost shot. But I can definitely hear the grinding of metal on metal now. Since this is Montana, I'll still drive around tomorrow, and hope that they don't fail completely. As I'm on my way to the bank to make sure I have the $$$ for what I'm sure is going to be a pricey repair....

    The sun was out for the entire day. We haven't had that in many weeks. On a day like today, I wish I had a job like Rachel's. Well, truth be known, I sort of do, but I don't make any money at it.

    Update on the watermelon drinks. Gatorade makes a decent one, but sort of tastes like Jolly Ranchers. And the Bacardi is better than the Seagram's. Just a tad more authentic.

    My neighbors in the apartment below me are smokers. But rather than stink up their apartment, they sit out on their front porch and allow the smoke to come drifting in through my open windows. I don't mind the BBQ smells, but the cigarettes really suck. Would it be inappropriate to dump a bucket of cold water on them while yelling "FIRE!!"?

    I'm sure there's more, but that's it for now.
    iTunes: Maria (Shut Up and Kiss Me, Willie Nelson/Rob Thomas

    Sunday, June 12, 2005

    New 'Puters! (sorta)

    For those who haven't figured it out from prior posts, I'm a Mac geek. And proud of it! I shall never apologize for it. I shall continue to snicker at PCers downloading their weekly updates from MicroPuke. And I shall always quietly shake my head when friends buy new computers from Dell or Gateway, thinking that they're saving $$$ (sorry, Moose--I've kept quiet for so long...).

    That having been said, I'll admit that I've had a couple of problems with Macs. In particular, I've had two of them go tits up on me in the past year. Fortunately, I picked up one of these last summer before that happened:
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    That's right, a 17" Powerbook. Oh, my! It's the only thing that's kept me sane. Probably the last computer I'll buy for a couple of years. Shortly after I got it, my 12" iBook
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    decided it couldn't find the hard drive anymore. I took it apart, replaced the HD, and put it back together. And still had two screws and a tiny little spring left over. Needless to say, it still didn't work, but it had a new HD. It's been sitting on a shelf in its misery.
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    My desktop computer, a tangerine iMac, still worked fine until February, when I couldn't wake it from a deep, deep coma. But that's OK. I still had my Powerbook.

    For whatever reason, and without going into detail, I was able to raise both of these computers from the lowly doorstop status that is usually reserved for the Dells and Gateways of the world! Mind you, I tried the exact same things on them months ago, but the wise and all-knowing Steve Jobs must have been looking down on me this night! Granted, I wasn't about to screw things up, so I was up until 4AM completing the installations of Panther (OSX 10.3). And all the assorted updates they'd missed out on. Forty-eight hours later they're still working fine! They've slept, they've turned on and off, they've woken up. They're networked into the system and all 3 have been talking to each other. I'm so happy! Now if I can just figure out what to do with the two screws and the tiny little spring...
    iTunes: Over the Rainbow, Eva Cassidy

    NASCAR

    I may be just a hick from Montana, but other than spending the entire weekend in a drunken stupor, can ANYONE explain to me the allure, reason or need for NASCAR races? Or why I would want to spend an entire afternoon in front of a TV watching it? Or why it's gotten so popular with otherwise "normal" people?

    Please realize that I'm not trying to offend NASCAR enthusiasts in regions that actually have a track withing 100 miles (which would be the entire southeastern US, isn't it?). If I lived there, I'm sure I'd be in the middle of it myself. But I think the nearest track to MT would be in Vegas, and if I'm going to Vegas, it ain't to see NASCAR. It's to gamble, party, maybe catch a show and drink w/YNH.

    While you're at it, can you also explain to me how it's considered a "sport", the same way that competitive cheerleading is? Thank you in advance....
    iTunes: Man, I Feel Like A Woman, Shania Twain

    OCD

    I ran across this link whilst browsing yesterday. It's pictures that a guy (I think) took of his mother's obsession with collecting and eBay. Now I'm not one who throws anything away. I still have every letter/note/card I ever received from Volcano Girl. I still have my Monkees bubble gum card collection. Somewhere in storage I have a small bag of rocks I collected from a Cub Scout outing. But what this guy documents is beyond reason.

    At first, you might find it comical. I did. But as you continue through them, you begin to feel very sad. There's plenty of questions regarding the photographer as well, such as, "If you're living there with her, do something about it!", but I think there's some issues there too.

    I hereby put it in writing--if I ever go nutso like this, any one of you, my blogger friends (preferably one of my half-nekkid ones), can beat me senseless. Feel free to use the golf clubs I got when I was in 3rd grade. They're in the front closet, under the boxes of 8-tracks, next to my letterman's jacket....
    iTunes: Home Sweet Home, Mötley Crüe

    Friday, June 10, 2005

    Update on My Slut Bird Friend

    It's been pretty gloomy around here for weeks. The sun doesn't come out until mid-morning at the earliest. Hence I haven't been getting up at the ass crack of dawn like I did a month ago. And neither has my slut bird friend or her wide array of suitors. Well, for whatever reason, both the sun and the birds woke me this morning. But the noise is different...

    My slut bird friend is no longer being boned by every avian creature in the sky. No, she's adapted to the rigors of motherhood. Someone scored! My morning wasn't interrupted by the squawks and chirps of passion. It was interrupted by the ungrateful peeps and screams of hunger! Triplets or quadruplets, I'm guessing. Her nest is in the corner of the awning of my balcony, and as soon as I step out there, they all go silent. Like I'm not supposed to know that they're there. Like I haven't had to listen to their incessant bitching all morning.

    Apparently the word has gotten out to her other slut friends. I've got more visitors now than I did before when she was giving herself away for free. I open the door to the balcony, and 4-6 birds fly off surprised. Like they were teenage boys caught peeping in the bedroom windows (sort of reminds me of my dad and my sisters' "boyfriends", but that's a different story). The girlie friends come by and they seem to carry on a conversation about how cute the new ones are. And in true slut form, she hasn't a clue as to who the father is, so all the possible candidates also show up and strut around, showing their friends that, yes, I'm not shooting blanks, and no, she's not asking me to be a part of their lives, and does is get any better than this??

    I figure that in a few weeks, the young ones will fly the coop, and my slut bird friend is going to be feelin' horny again, and the whole cylce will repeat itself. My mornings will once again be filled with the sounds of horny bird rapture. That'll be OK though. By that time I'll be wanting to get up early for mid-summer fun myself. I'll keep you updated...
    iTunes You Can't Fall Up, Tower of Power

    Another great HNT!

    Our biggest and best "Half-Nekkid Thursday" to date! New players, daring poses, and a non-human entry! We had it all! I've sprung for the $20/year to get the upgraded version of Blogrolling, so now I've got HNT participants listed in a separate roll over there in the sidebar. If you haven't checked them all out, you need to! Some are great (and I DO mean GREAT!), and others are just putting their toe into the water to check things out, and that's fine too! For future "Half-Nekkid Thursdays" I'll place new links in that roll. If you see/hear of one that I missed, let me know and I'll add them.

    PeeMan has two new targets. There's a story for Ticketmaster that I'll get to at a later date. I got the tickets--just had a real hassle with them. I won't name the gentleman getting an earful. Some of you might recognize him. Let's just say it was a request. I had mentioned earlier that I wouldn't take requests, but I've changed my mind. If you really want me to do it, ask me and I'll see what I can do. No more than 2 PeeMans per week--one for me, one for you.

    A humbling experience as I was perusing the various sites--I was pretty proud of the fact that I had over 150 hits today. Far more than any other day in Bloggerworld. Even more than St. Patrick's Day! And I notice that my sitemeter counter was sitting at 3600 and counting since Jan. 21st! I was feeling pretty cocky, until I see someone's in the 8000 hit range since mid-April. And someone else's poll question had over 100 responses to it. And another blog consistently had over 30 comments for every post. Suddenly I felt small. Very small. Then I looked over Blogrolling's Top 100 list for the past hour. I didn't recognize a single blog. NOT A SINGLE ONE!! Then I start hearing Carl Sagan's voice talking about "billyuns and billyuns of ....." It was at this point that I realized that, for as diverse as we all are (Canadian, Texan, Montanan, et. al.), with our little private links from here to there, we are an insignificant part of a vastly huge community. But you know what? We have "Half-Nekkid Thursday"! And that's a good thing!

    If I don't get a chance to post anything else soon, I hope you all have a great weekend!
    iTunes: Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy, Elton John

    Thursday, June 09, 2005

    "Half-Nekkid Thursday"

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    Hope this picture doesn't give people nightmares! Early entries for "Half-Nekkid Thursday" have been posted by just.a.girl (also known as "The Goddess"), newbie Jason, and Rachel. Oh, Rachel! The bar has been raised for the rest of us! Do not be afraid of this! Look upon it as a challenge!

    If you're new and looking for some guidelines, go here. If you've gotten someone who's new at this, come back here to let us know about them so we can check them out. Remember, I'm in command of "Nekkid Central". Hopefully this site will be the place to check up on others. If I get really good in the future, I might add a separate blogroll of Nekkid People! Spread the word! It's "Half-Nekkid Thursday"!
    iTunes: South City Midnight Lady, Doobie Brothers

    Wednesday, June 08, 2005

    Nirvana!

    Toilet paper. Serves one basic function. Cleaning up a toxic waste dump. There are two ways to look at toilet paper. Buy the cheapest you can find, because, after all, you're just going to be flushing it down the crapper. And really, how many of us like throwing money down the toilet? Or the other way to look at it--if you're going to have to use the stuff on a daily basis (I would hope), why not pamper yourself a little bit?

    I'll admit, I've always been the type to buy the cheapest TP I can find. Leaves that extra little money for a six-pack or frozen burritos or stuff like that. Single-ply, unscented, white TP. A staple of the American bachelor. Well, I was on my last roll over the weekend (NEVER find yourself on your last roll!), so I ran to the store because, with my luck, I'd find myself in the midst of a nasty case of the runs with one square of TP left. As I'm walking down the "paper products" aisle, a unexplained force guides me to the Charmin. You know Charmin (Mr. Whipple says, "Don't squeeze the Charmin!"). I decide that the frozen burritos could wait this time around. I bought the Charmin (24 rolls--no sense in being skimpy here, since I decided to take the plunge).

    Nirvana! Ecstasy! Joy and rapture! The squeezable softness! The gentleness of two-ply as it brushes against your skin! If this is how the moderately rich live, I want to be a part of it! For those of you stuck with the cheap single-ply stuff, I highly recommend giving yourself a treat. Your whole demeanor will change. The sun will shine brighter, the birds' songs will sound cheerier. It'll be a damned fine day to be alive! For those of you who have already known the secret of Charmin, shame on you for not letting the rest of us know! And to Mr. Whipple--you're my newest hero!

    No Comment...

    I'm disappointed and just a tad hurt that no one has made any comments or even a mention of my new addition to Haloscan. I guess I'm just not as popular as I thought.....

    Sunday, June 05, 2005

    Wedding thoughts...

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    There's too many stories to tell from last night, and most of them would bore you. It was non-traditional day in a number of ways, but only rated about a 5 out of 10 on the weird-o-meter. With a spike up to 11 at one point. I posted some pics on my other site. The highlights/lowlights:
    • The ceremony/dinner/dance took place at a lodge tucked into the mountains south of town. The bride & groom chartered a bus to get people up there, which means we had a captive crowd. Most of the guests were from out of state (California, for the most part). This, in itself, explains alot.
    • This particular lodge doesn't allow you to wear shoes on their floor. The whole thing is a log construction, and the floor isn't anything spectacular, but no shoes. You can spill booze on it, or squish an errant grape on it, but you can't wear shoes. Their wait staff wears flip-flops. The rule goes for the band, too. Putting on my dress shoes at the end of the night never felt so good!
    • Because the dinner was happening in the same room as the dance, we had to wait over 2 1/2 hours before we could set up. We didn't get to do a sound check, which caused some serious hearing loss in the band by the end of the night. We generally don't have that problem, but it was huge last night.
    • While we were setting up, the guests were outside on the back lawn for about 45 minutes of square dancing. I kid you not. No, that's not a normal Montana thing....
    • Most of the guests (female) were very attractive. The Princess informed me that the guys were equally attractive. All this, of course, before the alcohol took control. An added bonus--a majority of the guests appeared to be single. Methinks there was alot of unbridled sex back at the motel that they were staying at.
    • California girls like to wear clothes that tend to show more chest than Montana girls. While there were no wardrobe malfuntions that I'm aware of, there were plenty of close calls.
    • The gentleman in the picture above tended to dance alone most of the night. He also had an uncanny knack of clearing the entire floor while he "danced".
    • A very large, 300+ lb. man actually stripped off his shirt, had his pants and underwear down to his ankles, and was doing weird things with a t-shirt back and forth in his crotchular region. I honestly don't think he was totally loaded. For as horrifying as this was, we later realized that we were all more horrified that no one tried to stop him, or force him to get dressed for 2 more songs!! Eventually he got back to shirt and pants, but his out-of-control "dancing" found him backing/falling into the band on more than one occassion. That's when the humor sort of faded.
    • During a break, I was out on a porch relaxing and enjoying the crisp mountain air. All of a sudden, I'm drenched by something coming through the floorboards of the balcony above me. My immediate thought was that someone above me had just puked all over me. Fortunately (?), there weren't chunks, and it didn't come in those oh-so-familiar waves, so I assumed it was just an ice bucket being dumped out. Whatever it was, my mood soured for the rest of the evening.
    • We were contracted to play from 6:30-10:30. We ended up playing until midnight.
    • On the plus side, everyone danced, and most everyone sang along on the all the choruses in that drunk karaoke sort of way, so at least we weren't playing for just a handful of people.
    There are plenty of other stories, but now is not the time to go into them. We played well, they loved us, and we got paid. What more could I ask? Go check out the pics on the other site!
    iTunes: Play That Funky Music, Wild Cherry

    Long, long day....

    Just got home from a wedding gig. Plenty of horror stories to tell, but it's damned near 2 AM, and I can't keep my eyes open. I've got some pics too, so I'll be posting sometime during the day. It actually was a fun gig, and a great crowd. But there were other things. Not the least of which was the 300+ lb. guy who gave everyone the "Full Monty". No, it wasn't me, and sorry Rachel--it wasn't Seth! Fortunately, there's no pictures of this guy. I'll post after I get a little sleep....
    iTunes: Rag Doll, Aerosmith

    Friday, June 03, 2005

    HNT Progress Report

    We've just passed the 3rd week of "Half-Nekkid Thursday" (which will be shortened to HNT at times), and I figured we needed an update/report/justification for what we're doing. So here it goes:
    • This week found some excellent submissions from the regulars. Moose, Rachel, and Julie all submitted some nice, sexy-ish pictures. Moose did a nice cleavage thing, but tried to get everyone to look at her necklace. Yeah, right.
    • We had some newbies--not previously part of what seems to have developed as our little corner of Bloggerworld. Welcome to hippigirl, Kristin and dcliff. Kudos to dcliff who posted a great tummy picture, and to Kristin, who showed us a great (but painful) foot tattoo.
    • Legs, feet and toes were popular this week. Thanks to Emily (who had three generations of nekkid in her picture), Jen and Darrel. Hippigirl did a foot one too, and was probably the most humorous HNT post.
    • Two other regular bloggers entered their first pictures. Ago-go posted some pictures for something else, and since she's had a bad week (month), and no access to a camera or scanner, I allowed them to count. After all, she does show some skin! And a highly anticipated first picture from Lizabeth. A great back! Makes you want to see the front....
    • Three observations.
      • First, the compliments from everyone towards the other pictures was wonderful. I think some people have been truly surprised at what others have to say!
      • Secondly, the interest that seems to be generated is growing. Alot of people are beginning to notice. The seed has been planted; the spark has been lit. People are coming on board from alot of different places.
      • Lastly, people are finding out that doing this on a weekly basis isn't as easy as it sounds! This is where the creativity and imagination have to start to take over! As a suggestion, take a couple of nekkid pics to hold in reserve for the weeks you don't have time or can't come up with something exciting.
    The movement is gaining momentum! Don't let up! We'll keep going as long as we can! Too many exclamation points!!! Hopefully we can get more of our regular readers to join in. "Half-Nekkid Thursday" can only get bigger and better!

    Have a great weekend, everyone!
    iTunes: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems, Kenny Chesney

    Thursday, June 02, 2005

    PeeMan requests

    I don't generally take requests, but just this once.... Don't forget to tip the band!

    This week's submission

    It's that time of week! It's "Half-Nekkid Thursday"!
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    This was taken in my rear view mirror after a long, windy day of golf. The hair is a little long, and not quite as gray as it is now.

    Don't forget to submit something of your own for "Half-Nekkid Thursday". Check the link in the sidebar for some guidelines. Be sure to let us know you've joined in by commenting to this post!

    Be happy! Be Half-Nekkid!
    iTunes: Love Shack, B-52s

    Wednesday, June 01, 2005

    Have it OUR Way!

    I don't usually get worked up about much, but once in awhile, I just get pissed off. And often it's just the little things.

    Today, I broke down and went to Burger King. Middle of the afternoon, not many people. Theoretically, that means that the high school drop-outs working in the back could give my order all the attention it deserved. Apparently not. It was a simple order. Whopper Jr.w/no tomato, small fries, and a medium Dr. Pepper. I got home and, you guessed it, two honkin' big slices of tomato. Sure, it was a simple matter of opening the bun and taking them off, BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED TO! And that gave me an idea.

    My little peeing guy up above is going to be a barometer of who I'm pissed at/with for the week. Don't know how long I'll keep it up there, but it'll make me feel good this week!

    Monday, May 30, 2005

    For the feminine side...

    I have, for a long time, searched high and low for some sort of watermelon drink. Not a strawberry/watermelon/banana flavored drink. Just a watermelon drink. Snapple supposedly has one, but it hasn't found its way to Montana. And there's some company out of California who's supposed to be shipping theirs out sometime this summer. But I want something NOW! And I've found something pretty close.
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    Bacardi Silver. Watermelon. YAY! It's not quite what I'm looking for, but this is pretty good. Yes, it's a girlie drink. But I'm secure enough in my manhood to be able to admit that I drink it, and I like it! If watermelon floats yer boat, give this stuff a try! (I've also heard that Smirnoff's has a watermelon flavored drink too, but a little sweeter. Haven't found that around here yet).
    iTunes: Hush, Kula Shaker

    Friday, May 27, 2005

    Everybody Poops

    If there was ever a reason that I would never want to watch Oprah (and I'm proud to say that I never have!), this would be it. The title of the this little slide show from her award-winning daytime talk show is called "Everybody Poops". Other than on the Discovery Channel or TLC, only Oprah could pull this off. She's the only one who would want to pull it off. Check out the link and view the horror!
    iTunes: streaming radio feed Symphony No. 3, Schuman

    Thursday, May 26, 2005

    New Pics

    I've posted some pics from the first Alive @ 5 party in downtown Helena over on my other blog. The highlight, of course, was the time spent with fellow blogger Rachel all night! Check her out--she's my newest beer buddy!
    iTunes: It's Not Unusual, Tom Jones