Sunday, July 05, 2009

Maybe Dana will do this...

Many years ago, I was talking with a friend. He had mentioned that he had been in Seattle and went up the Space Needle. And absolutely hated it. When I asked why, he said that he hates heights, and every time he got close to the edge, his nuts ran right up into his throat. The significance of that statement can't be stressed enough. For years, I thought I was the only guy that had that feeling. I have come to learn since, that most guys know what that's like. There is no other feeling like it.

Of course, there's got to be degrees of discomfort. Personally, I don't even have to be present, or involved in the activity! I watch footage of steel workers running around while building the Empire State Building and it happens. THEY obviously didn't have the same discomfort (though I imagine they were more concerned about staying alive...)! I watch videos of a plane going over the edge of the Grand Canyon and it happens. I watch roadies climbing stage scaffolding and it happens. I've found that once I get used to working with heights (when I need to), the feeling doesn't happen as intensely. Maybe one can get used to it.

So anyway, this article caught my eye last week. On Thursday, 103 stories above downtown Chicago, the Sears Tower (I thought it had a new name...) opened "The Ledges" to the public. Glass-enclosed balconies. Top, bottom and sides. The balconies can hold five tons, and the glass is an inch-and-a-half thick. I'm sorry. I know for a fact that the day I set foot on one, is the day that the slight imperfections in manufacturing come together to break apart under my feet. There is no way I could do it. I'd say more right now, but I need to step away and clear my throat...

You must click 'em to big 'em to get the full effect...

That first step is a doozie...


The view from an adjoining ledge...


Counting the number of floors to the bottom...


Apparently the kid in black is beginning
to experience the "throat" thing...


The little girl is leaning on the window.
Leaning on the window.
Weakening the integrity as we watch.
Oh, look! Clouds right there, too!
Let's wait for a lightning storm!

Saturday, July 04, 2009

READ THIS! (I'll bet most of you never have...)
(reposted from last year)

The Unanimous Declaration
of the Thirteen United States of America

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.

He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:

For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing taxes on us without our consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:

For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:

For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

Friday, July 03, 2009

Friday Fill-Ins: #131

Anyone who has seen my FB entries this week knows that my whole sense of what day of the week has been screwed up. Not about Thursday, of course, but feeling like Friday since about Wednesday. So what happens when Friday rolls around? I space out getting my Friday Fill-Ins done early. Better late than never, though. Right?


And...here we go!

1. When I heard that they'd run out of beer I knew all hell was about to break loose.

2. A loud primal scream is often the best medicine.

3. It's late, and somewhere a coyote is howling at the moon.

4. I find myself somewhere between never and always.

5. My eyes have seen the song from your heart.

6. Strangly, strengly, stringly, strongly.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to a few beers, tomorrow my plans include many beers, the lake and fireworks and Sunday, I want to get the hell outta Dodge, but I doubt that'll happen!

Be sure to check out the other FFIers. I'm sure they were more on the ball than I!

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Patriotic HNT

Patriotism. What an interesting concept. I don't think that any two of us have the same idea of what it is. After 9/11 there was a great deal of "patriotism" being shown across the country. Sales of US flags skyrocketed, as did those magnetic red, white and blue 'ribbons'. Almost every vehicle sported one, and you obviously were un-American if yours didn't. I never purchased one.

To others, "patriotism" means rooting for Team USA as they kick other country's teams asses at the Olympics. And display their hard-fought right to bitch and moan when things don't go their way.

To even others, "patriotism" means serving their country wherever they are deployed. Yet there's even patriots within the military who abuse their power and don't play by the accepted rules of war.

I like to think of "patriotism" in terms of what Congresswoman Jeannette Rankin did. Never heard of her? She is the first woman elected to the U.S. Congress. Oh, yeah...she's from Montana. She was elected prior to the 19th Amendment (allowing women to vote), though Montana extended that right to women 6 years before it was ratified. She is the only Congressional member to have voted against the entry into both WWI and WWII. And was, in fact, the only dissenting voice in 1941. She was an instrumental figure in the women's suffrage cause, promoted legislation protecting the health of women and children, and was the founding vice-president of the ACLU. This is a woman who served her country nobly, in spite of criticism and ridicule for pacifist views. No chest thumping, bellowing show of "patriotism" from this woman. Just a quiet execution of her duties, as asked of her Montana constituents. Sadly, we don't see much of that these days...

So where am I going with this? Back to the other examples thought of as "patriotism". Jumping on the "US is #1" feeling after 9/11, a group of individuals proposed the raising of a giant US flag that could be seen from as many points in town as possible. Again, I was not in favor of it. Not because of any anti-American sentiments, but because I felt it was being done for the wrong reasons. Regardless, it breezed through the city council in record time (and with the waiving of numerous hearings), and a big celebration was held when they raised the flag for the first time, and everyone was there. And what has happened since? To someone's credit, the flags (there's different ones for different weather) have been cared for quite well. However, the little park area around isn't quite as lucky. While it was plastic patriotism that got the flag raised, it seems to have disappeared in keeping things in prime shape.

So what do I think "patriotism" is all about? I honestly don't have a clue. But what I find interesting is that, in spite of my personal opposition to how this flag came to where it's found now, I find that it looks pretty damned good. Especially when there's a breeze. That little puff in my chest, and hitch in my breath, and maybe tear in my eye? Yeah, the flag can do that. Maybe that's what it's all about for me.

This picture really does no justice in showing its immense size.
The square footage is literally more than my apartment!


"A sweet, little, beautiful one just like you
I want a beautiful, wonderful, perfect All American

Now, he's wrapped around her finger
She's the center of his whole world
And his heart belongs to that sweet, little, beautiful, wonderful, perfect
All American girl."
--"All-American Girl" by Carrie Underwood

This one should be easy, but she'll be revealed late Thursday afternoon.
The star-spangled Mystery Guest is, of course, Vixen. Be sure to check out her site for a little more patriotism!

A good showing of HNTers over at "...the Other HNT" this week. Be sure to stop by and visit, and leave some comment love! Yes, it's NSFW!
For those who plan to celebrate all weekend, party hard, but be safe. And don't be stupid! And above all, as I mention every year, DON'T DO THIS!!!



And if you think only guys do that sort of thing...



HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!

Wednesday, July 01, 2009



Happy Canada Day!!
Be safe and don't drink too much beer!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

TMI Tuesday #193 (rebroadcast)


1. How many speeding tickets have you had? Accidents? - Officially, a vast majority of my "speeding" tickets came during the time that Montana had no speed limit (when everyone else was driving 55), so if you were caught at 65 or faster, you were given a ticket for "wasting natural resources" ticket (gasoline is natural?). Anyway, it didn't go on your driving record, and the fine was $5. That's five dollars. Payable to the nice highway patrolman on the spot, if you like! Beyond that, I've gotten a ticket for going 25 through a school zone, and pulled over and given a warning numerous times. Actual total? Including the $5 ones? Two dozen wouldn't be out of the question. Accidents--only one that was my fault. I think only 3 or 4 that were the other driver's fault. None of them serious or car-totaling.
2. Boxers, briefs or commando? - Briefs. Tighty whities, and I make no apologies for that.
3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment? - Yes.
4. Do you or your so own a motorcycle? Do you ever ride one? Do you wear a helmet when you ride? - Don't own one, never ridden one, and probably wouldn't wear a helmet (still not required by state law here, I don't think) unless on the highway. Similar to my seat belt usage...
5. Ever been skinny dipping? - Oh, yes. Many times, though not anytime recently. Even ran into my sister once while skinny dipping in a river in Yellowstone Park. Walked around an outcropping of rocks and bam! there she was. Glad we were both fairly inebriated...
Bonus: Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested? - Yes, I have been arrested, thankyouverymuch. I don't think I've ever turned anyone in. I'm pretty much a "leave well enough alone" sort of guy. If their actions aren't hurting me or others, I let it go. If others are involved, I think I probably would, but I haven't met up with that experience yet.

Be sure to check out the other TMIers!!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Thunderbirds!

Sort of a lazy weekend. Still working on that music transcription that was supposed to be done last weekend. It's been sitting on the back burner for a bit, as the only thing left to do is the boring detail work of preparing each part for printing. Just making sure that notes and text and all the other stuff don't crash into each other, yet still make the part readable. Made a big dent in it all, so only a day or two left!
I attended the wedding on Saturday of a former student of mine. A good, old-fashioned Catholic wedding. Gotta love 'em. The bride was quite lovely, and the groom looked nervous. It was a bit humorous at times as there were a few times where it sounded like we were getting divebombed (see below).

Fortunately, no lightning bolts crashed down on me for stepping in the doors. It did make me realize that it's been an inexcusably long time since I've been to Mass. Might have to do something about that...
The other excitement of the weekend was the air show that was in town. Special guests were the U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds. In years past when they come to town, I'd sit up on a hillside that looks over the entire valley and get an almost 360° view of them. Unfortunately, there are now townhouses built on that site. So I opted to just watch from my balcony.

Damn, I would love to have been a pilot! Though I'm sure that I'd be throwing up in the cockpit on a regular basis. They were a joy to observe. And loud?? OMG! The buzzed past the church a few times as they were warming up for their Saturday show. Seriously...dust was falling from the light fixtures! I got home in time to watch their Saturday show, and kicked myself for not taking pictures. So I took care of that Sunday. I took almost 60 pictures, but maybe got 15 where a fighter was actually in the shot. I had my digital zoom on full, and it was hard to catch them in the viewfinder. And if they were close (and many times, they were only a few hundred feet above the houses) they were damned fast! And I had no luck at all trying to follow. But here's some shots. Click 'em to big 'em! I highly recommend it!




Friday, June 26, 2009

Friday Fill-Ins: #130 and other stuff...

Gosh, what a weird week. First off, I've been a day short all week, thinking that Thursday was Friday. Then the two sad deaths that pretty much took up the day yesterday... Hope the weekend improves!

Is there any sort of a button that can be pushed to zap Nancy Grace off the face of the earth? Not 4 hours dead, and she was already fixated on some sort of foul play. It's "reporters" like her who are going to make this a circus well into December. Is there anyone so irritating, self-righteous and a waste of airtime as her??

And...here we go!

1. She had a great time, according to the numerous drunk texts I got from her.

2. My arm is by my side, always.

3. I know this: I will NOT be caught dead watching that new Brüno movie...ever.

4. The best moonshine comes straight from the still.

5. These words apply to me: lacking, wanting, needing, hoping, hurting, confused, insecure--surprised?

6. The birds were chirping and the sun was shining.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to beers with my girls, tomorrow my plans include attending the wedding of a good friend and former student (congrats, Megan!) and Sunday, I want to enjoy the first real nice weekend since about March!

Be sure you check out the other FFIers! I'm off to listen to my "Thriller" CD...

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Elvis and Michael

The death of Michael Jackson is as shocking to his generation as John Lennon's was to the prior generation, and Elvis Presley was before that. One could even stretch that shock back to the disappearance of Glenn Miller in the 40s. It's interesting to see the similarities between Elvis and Michael:
Elvis Presley - "King of Rock 'n' Roll"
Michael Jackson - "King of Pop"

EP - Died at the age of 42. Drugs were a contributing factor.
MJ - Died at the age of 50. Drugs were possibly a contributing factor.

EP - Died at home.
MJ - Collapsed at home.

EP - Father of Lisa Marie Presley.
MJ - Husband of Lisa Marie Presley.

EP - White man who sounded like a black man.
MJ - Black man who looked like a white man.

EP - People prefer the image of the younger Elvis.
MJ - People prefer the image of the younger Michael.

EP - Had moves never before seen on TV.
MJ - Had moves never before seen on TV.

EP - Was backed up by the "Jordanaires".
MJ - Was backed up by the "Jacksons".

EP - Served in the military.
MJ - Dressed like he was in the military.

EP - Met the Beatles.
MJ - Bought the rights to the Beatles' music.

EP - Lived at Graceland.
MJ - Lived at Neverland.
Hard to ignore the seedier parts of his life, but the world has lost a consummate performer.

Bad Day for 70s Icons

R.I.P. MJ
1958-2009


Well, the good news is that MTV will be playing Michael Jackson videos all day for a week.

Just like the 80s!
R.I.P.
2/2/47 - 6/25/09

First Days of Summer HNT

In an attempt to shake things up, and get the weather gods to remember that Montanans need at least a passing glimpse of the sun and blue skies, I did this. It appears to be working. We're supposed to be bright, sunny and in the 90s by Thursday! If this helped out anyone else's weather living someplace that's been getting nothing but rain, you're so very welcome!















They walk on down the beach

Hand in hand

She carries the shell

Innocent as the dawn, hungry for the pulse of life

And the sea murmurs around them

Remember me.

--excerpt from THE SHELL by Roisin Moriarty

This week's Mystery Guest likes spending her time on the beach. Sometimes she'll find a shell. Sometimes just a crab. Sometimes something fallen from the heavens. Some of you will know her, many of you will not. Unfortunately, she's not going to be revealed.


Be sure to check out the assortment of fellow HNTers over at "...the Other HNT". Leave some comment lovin', too! For whatever reason, things seem to be a bit more graphic this week than usual. Definitely NSFW!

Rumor has it that the second reincarnation of the OsShirt can be found this week! Not quite as tacky as the original, but definitly tackier than the second. In case you can't find it, I'll be sure to link it on Thursday afternoon. Expect to start seeing it through out the summer!
If you didn't see it already, go check M's site to see the beginning of the new adventures of the OsShirt!

OK, this is a last minute thing. I saw a commercial tonight for Foster Grant sunglasses, featuring Racquel Welch. Good lord, the woman is 68 years old! Guys--those of you around my age--wasn't she one of the most mysterious, sexy women of our fantasies? Watch this interview clip from one of the morning "news" shows. A year and a half from 70! That's amazing!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Billl-yuns and billl-yuns...

When I'm channel-surfing on TV, I'm finding myself drawn to the History Channel more and more. Perhaps because it's not necessarily all history, but it's part of that Discovery/TLC style of TV. Anyway, tonight there was a big discussion about Gamma Ray Bursts (GRB). Never heard of them? Not too many people have.

These things have the explosive power of "billions of trillions" of our sun. Whatever that means. And many of them occur 12 billion light years away. Though there's some that are significantly closer. Only 7 million light years away... And from observations, there's two types of GBRs--ones that last from 2 to 100 seconds, and those that are significantly shorter.

There's now telescopes and satellites that detect these things (only discovered in the 60s), because, of course, you can't see them without a telescope. It's estimated that there's a new GRB approximately every 100 seconds or so. But we're not sure because if it's not pointed directly at the earth (from 8 million light years away), we won't see it.

And why should we be worried about these things? Because if one actually hits the earth (it's theorized that it could have happened about 450 million years ago), the ozone layer will instantly lose over 40% of its layer, the upper air gasses will turn to nitrogen dioxide or something like that, plunging us into another Ice Age. And all electrical components will be fried, so civilization will be thrown back to the Dark Ages. And that's if it's a GBR from far away. If the nearest star to earth (other than the sun) were to shoot a GBR our way (from only 4.3 light years away), the earth would basically melt, leaving only a rocky core. This is how we lost the dinosaurs, people!

The best part about all this is that there's absolutely nothing that can be done. If it happens, it happens. Without warning, and without defense. And while it could happen in our lifetime, it also might wait for another 450 million years. So what's the point about worrying about it?

It's nights like this where I'm glad that God also allowed us to invent beer.