Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Water vs. Wine

WATER

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, after 12 months we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 2.2 pounds of poop per year.


WINE

We do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK WINE

It is better to drink wine and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.

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