I don't care about what Tiger did/didn't do, or what his wife was doing with a golf club, or that he doesn't do the fast escape thing too well. But the jokes have been making the email circuit, and since Friday Fill-Ins seems to have taken the week off, this is what you get:
- The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."
- Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.
- What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
- Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
- Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
- Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah
- Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
- Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club.
- Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!
- Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
- Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
- Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.
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