Ever since this past Monday night, with absolutely no fanfare or announcement, McDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU IS OPEN 24 HOURS!! To you big city slickers, this probably isn't a big deal. Here in Buttfuck, MT, it's huge! I can't begin to express my joy at this prospect! Not that I patroninze the place on a weekly, let alone daily, basis, But after getting home at 3 AM or later after an out-of-town gig, there's nothing quite like a Big Mac, large fries and a chocolate shake to hit the spot! Along with a Quarter Pounder w/Cheese, 2 Filet-O-Fish, a McChicken, and, if you're really lucky, one or two McRibs! Let's see the creepy Burger King top THAT!
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Best News Ever!
I'm on my way home from rehearsal. Well, after beers after rehearsal. As I'm passing McDonald's, it's a little past midnight. But the Golden Arches are still lit. Seems to be a little late, but what can it hurt? So I throw caution to the wind, and go through the drive-thru. Lo and behold, they're still open!! How lucky can I be?? I'll tell you!
Ever since this past Monday night, with absolutely no fanfare or announcement, McDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU IS OPEN 24 HOURS!! To you big city slickers, this probably isn't a big deal. Here in Buttfuck, MT, it's huge! I can't begin to express my joy at this prospect! Not that I patroninze the place on a weekly, let alone daily, basis, But after getting home at 3 AM or later after an out-of-town gig, there's nothing quite like a Big Mac, large fries and a chocolate shake to hit the spot! Along with a Quarter Pounder w/Cheese, 2 Filet-O-Fish, a McChicken, and, if you're really lucky, one or two McRibs! Let's see the creepy Burger King top THAT!
Ever since this past Monday night, with absolutely no fanfare or announcement, McDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU IS OPEN 24 HOURS!! To you big city slickers, this probably isn't a big deal. Here in Buttfuck, MT, it's huge! I can't begin to express my joy at this prospect! Not that I patroninze the place on a weekly, let alone daily, basis, But after getting home at 3 AM or later after an out-of-town gig, there's nothing quite like a Big Mac, large fries and a chocolate shake to hit the spot! Along with a Quarter Pounder w/Cheese, 2 Filet-O-Fish, a McChicken, and, if you're really lucky, one or two McRibs! Let's see the creepy Burger King top THAT!
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