Poll Results

Many thanks to all that promised gifts for my birthday, and even more to those who actually delivered! (I'll still accept late deliveries!) It was a relatively balanced list. For the tax return status question, the majority of you had already received a refund, and put it to great use. No slackers in this group! The results:

For my birthday--

Flowers (0)
Nice e-card from Hallmark (1)
Cash (0)
Semi-nude, but tasteful, photos of yourself (4)
Cold six-pack of beer (3)
A happy thought (2)
Squat (3)
Peace on Earth (that's more of a Christmas present) (2)
A virgin (1)
Other.....? (2)

Come home in 3 weeks to drink beer
Dr.Claw's Home Uterus Removal Kit

On the tax question--are your taxes done?

I've already bought a month's worth of therapy with my refund. (6)
Taxes? We don't neen no stinkin' taxes! (1)
H & R Block uses my return as advanced training for their preparers. (1)

New poll is up in the sidebar.