Friday, April 08, 2005

Another one (a haiku!)

Stole this from Lizbeth.
It's all about me this week.
(X indicates true)

    ( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
    (X) I'VE NEVER SMOKED POT
    ( ) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
    ( ) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
    (X) I'VE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
    (X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
    ( ) I'VE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
    ( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
    ( ) I'VE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
    ( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN FIRED
    ( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
    (X) I'VE NEVER TRIED ECSTACY
    ( ) I'VE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
    (X) I'VE NEVER BEEN CHEATED ON
    ( ) I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE
    ( ) I'VE NEVER DATED SOMEONE, BUT WANTED SOMEONE ELSE
    ( ) I'VE NEVER RECEIVED A SPEEDING TICKET
    ( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
    ( ) I'VE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
    ( ) I'VE NEVER STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
    (X) I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
    ( ) I'VE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
    ( ) I'VE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
    (X) I'VE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
    (X) I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
    (X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
    ( ) I'VE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
    (X) I'VE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
    (X) I’VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
    (X) I'VE NEVER POSED NUDE
    ( ) I'VE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
    ( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN ON TV

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