- You get passed when you are driving seventy five. (Usually by David Letterman!)
- The rodeo is the social event of the year. (Every county has at least one/year.)
- You tell North Dakota jokes. (And it's so easy!)
- The pickup trucks all have two rifles and two big dogs. (Rifles inside, dogs outside.)
- People you don't know smile and say "Howdy." (Or "Cold enough for ya?")
- Bumper stickers are about guns, horses or chewing tobacco. (Or "Save the Blackfoot". Lots of environmental ones.)
- The only people wearing white shirts are out of town Lawyers. (Or Mormon missionaries.)
- Someone says manure spreader and you know it isn't the local congressman. (Yep.)
- When the car in front of you is weaving, you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk. (It's still legal to drink and drive in MT!)
- You can actually pronounce the City's name Glasgow (Glasgo) without calling it Glascow. (Just like Moscow, ID.)
- Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicles "jockey box". (And a flask.)
- You can choose plastic bags or a paper sacks for your groceries. (Or bring your own!)
- You have 10 favorite recipes for Elk meat. (And another 3-4 for bear meat.)
- You can write a check at McDonald's for 2 Big Macs and fries. (Credit cards, too!)
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. (Wrong. There is no effective mosquito repellent.)
- The major county fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making. (Nope. It's 50/50 drawings.)
- You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Sorels. (The governor wears jeans to formal events.)
Friday, March 04, 2005
Montana
OK. Fine. I'll do the Montana one. Though I find it interesting that it's a far shorter list than anyone else's! Who do I complain to about that?
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