Thursday, December 22, 2011

Three Christmas Wishes '11 HNT

This is the 7th year of the Three Christmas Wishes theme. This thing gets harder and harder for me to do every year. I think I'll give it up, and then I start hearing Christmas music, and I convince myself it's not so hard. Right up to the time that I actually have to start making decisions...

Anyhoo, for better or worse, here's my three:

Cougar In Training - I know she's a few years away from even being considered a "cougar", but that's why she's in training! As everyone knows, good training requires dedication, variety, and a trainer. She seems very dedicated already, so that shouldn't be a problem. The variety would be Part I of my wish for her. All sorts of guys to develop her style and moves on. Part II would be hooking her up with WWE "Official Consultant to SmackDown", Vicki Guerrero. Not that there's much she could learn anything from her, but she could fake it--it's professional wrestling, after all. But afterwards, she'd be awarded the "Cougar" necklace that Vicki is proud to wear around her neck. A sign that she was no longer in training! (please don't judge me by the fact that I know who Vicki Guerrero is, or that she wears a "cougar" necklace...)

Saucy Wildcat - Saucy Wildcat is back to blogging, and looking to get her sexy back. While it might be a news alert to her, her sexy's alive and well! But it never hurts to have a little sumthin' sumthin' on the side to help out. None of that weird stuff they sell on TV for him and her (or for her and her, as I saw for the first time this weekend!). I digress...I wish for Saucy as much Awesome Sauce as she thinks she might need (personally, I don't think she needs any!). From the website:
"It will sound silly to say, but Awesomesauce Hot Sauce really is awesome. You get a delicious, flavorful sauce full of warmth and spice and garlic. And then the heat gets turned on - and it doesn't stop. In our little taste tests, the heat continued to build while we ate. It was fantastic - no. It was AWESOME."
I'm sure that Saucy can read between the lines here...she's always been good at that!

Diva - It's no secret that the Diva has a Bad Ass Motorcycle Babe side. With a pink Harley, no less! She takes regular road trips, but I haven't seen any evidence that she's taken any to Big Sky Country. So my (selfish) wish for her is VIP tickets to the 30th Annual Testicle Festival, August 1st-5th, 2012, at Rock Creek Lodge, Montana. Beer, boobs, babes, bikers and balls. "Balls?" you ask. Yep! Rocky Mountain Oysters at one of the largest parties of the year, and it's only the fresh stuff, too! There's music, various states of nekkidness, food (not just oysters), lots of cameras, and it's virtually 500 yards (if that) off I-90. And why so many bikers? It takes place immediately before the Sturgis Rally, and anyone from the PNW has to pass Rock Creek to get there! Diva, it's only a little over an hour away from me, so we can meet there, or you can continue on to meet me in Helena! Your choice!

As for the rest of you, I wish you a very Merry Christmas! Give hugs to your family, even if you don't like them. Do something nice for someone you don't know. And don't forget why we celebrate Christmas. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, have a great weekend!
The Christmas Gift Poem

It isn't the flowing ribbons,
draped and curled with extra care,
or the fine and fancy bows
tied with ornamental flair.

It isn't the label on the box,
the sum of money spent,
or anything that shows the length
to which you obviously went.

The beauty of a Christmas gift
cannot be seen at all.
For the loveliness of giving
is a feeling, grand and tall.

It's the genuine offer of love,
the yearning to make a connection,
a show of honest gratitude,
a display of sincere affection.


Be sure to check back Thursday afternoon to find out who the Mystery Guest is this week!
Of course, Santa's gift to us this week is Vixen. Be sure to stop by and see what Santa calls her!

The Christmas spirit has hit "...the Other HNT" this week. We've got a larger than normal group of HNTers over there, with a little bit of something for everyone! Stop by and leave some Christmas cheer over there!
If you haven't read my past few posts, you should. My thoughts on Christmas music, and "Jingle Bells", in particular! Both are must reads! I've even gotten some dissenting comments, as well as an anonymous commenter who is musically geekier than me! And that's not an easy feat (if they're reading this, thanks for the link)!
Don't forget--next week is the last hurrah for HNT! Hope you can come up with something worthy of the occasion!

30 comments:

the late phoenix said...

up...and chipmunked

merry [insert here], everyone!

Semi-Celibate Man said...

Very thoughtful wishes! Lovely MG & clickthru. Wow.

I'm up Os, with a twist on the theme, and three wishes for you and all of my other HNT friends over the years. Merry Christmas and Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone.

Osbasso said...

Cheeky Minx has some Christmas wishes you'll want to check out!

http://lovehatesexcake.blogspot.com/

V said...

We’re up! Merry Christmas to all!

JM said...

I'm UP with Christmas wishes for 13 Messages, Gigi, and of course the one and only Os. I also cheated and gave one to Cheeky Minx as well, but thats probably not all that surprising.

Love the MG.

Chapter Two said...

I am up

NO, for real! I have a HNT post to go with my 3 wishes.

and MG- not to give it away but ummm.... well. I'll unwrap that bow ;)

Gigi said...

MG is stunning! I'm up don't know for how long. I really only have one wish.
<3 *Kiss*

Sex Musing said...

I am up. Watch out for those needles on the tree. Happy Holidays everyone.

Jack and Jill said...

We'll be up in two hours at http://frisky916cpl.blogspot.com!

Happy Holidays to all of our fellow bloggers!

Midwestern City Boy said...

Merry Christmas everyone. We are up at Married in Ohio with our three Christmas wishes as well as a bonus pic.

13messages said...

Busy night here, but I'm finally up with my three wishes.

HHNT!

Emmy said...

I'm up with my wishes and a special photo since I missed last week. :)

Good wishes!!
Happy HNT!
~Emmy

Sexy Smile said...

I'm up with some wishes from the wave of my magic wand.

Really wish I had taken your advice to start earlier....
HHNT!

figleaf said...

It's been months since I've done an HNT -- I used to be so reliable. Sigh. Since I went a little more mainstream at my blog I hardly ever post photos of me.

The good news is I've set up a Tumblr blog just for this sort of thing. (The paint's still drying on the comment section!)

Anyway, check out my "pioneer photos" blog.

Happy Holidays and Happy HNT, Osbasso.

figleaf

Mrs Discontented said...

I’m Up!

I thought I'd really struggle with this one but actually it was quite easy to think of my three and great fun.

Merry Christmas!

heelsnstocking said...

I'm up and wishing x

DoubleD said...

Im up and sending lots of love and good wishes to everyone x

http://pborodors.blogspot.com/2011/12/hnt-three-christmas-wishes.html

Eden said...

Happy HNT all - I'm up.

Cougar in Training said...

Wow!!! How did I get so lucky to get a Christmas Wish??!?! I'm so honoured! And I can't wait to go through training and earn that necklace...going to be tough, I'm sure, but it'll be fun. And I'm really looking forward to the "variety" of guys I'm about to experience. Fun, fun, fun!

Cheeky Minx said...

What lovely Christmas wishes! Much like the luscious MG.

Thank you for the upping. I've been a particularly cheeky minx today because I've posted yet another HNT. No wishes this time round just me on a sultry summer's night... x

Saucy Wildcat said...

Awwww! Awesomeist gift evah! Thanks babe! You freakin rock. I <3 U! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Mark Leslie said...

Great three wishes and I've always loved the great community spirit of this particular theme. I'm up and (in the way I always break the themed rules), instead of posting gifts to three specific HNTers, I posted a wish for HNTers of Past, Present and Future . . . . .

Merry Christmas, Os!

Mark Leslie said...

Whoops - I forgot to offer my two cents regarding the very exciting mystery guest. A thrillingly tantalizing early Christmas gift for us all . . .

M said...

Happy HNT and a merry Christmas to all...

I am jolly and up!

M.

Joanna Cake said...

Late to tell you but I am up!

Merry Christmas to all the HNTers and especially the lovely Os xx

theprattlingsofseverin said...

I didn't really understand the theme of this week's HNT and I couldn't find an explanation of it anywhere - but being asked to pick out my three favourite bloggers seemed rather unfair, all the blog that I read offer something, otherwise I wouldn't read them. So as I don't really get what I'm supposed to do, I've chickened out and just an ordinary HNT, albeit with a Christmas theme.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Nerdy Wife and Funny Husband said...

We're up!

http://nerdyfunnycouple.blogspot.com/2011/12/hnt-cover-up.html

MinorityReport said...

Great wishes! I'm up. :)

Hyacinth said...

I posted my first ever HNT only to learn that it's ending?? I am super, super sad about this...

viemoira said...

Vixen *crush* ;)