I had a routine doctor's appointment this morning. The results of which were a bit on the disappointing side (I blame winter and a change in meds).
Knowing that I needed to fast and hydrate so they could take blood easily, I didn't eat anything after dinner last night, and only drank water until bedtime. When I woke up, I opted out of the first thing I do when I get out of bed (peeing, for those who have a different routine), since I knew I'd be asked for a urine sample. I even sucked down two more glasses of water before heading to the appointment.
The results of my fasting/hydrating? They still had to bring in three different people in an attempt to find a cooperative vein to draw blood from. That finally worked. Then when the pressure came to pee in a cup, it took me about ten minutes to piddle out maybe half a cup. That's half a pee cup. Not four ounces. I was pathetic.
Of course, I've had to pee three times since getting to work...