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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Cupid's Helper HNT

I think I might be the only male on the planet who actually likes Valentine's Day. Of course, being a life-long, card-carrying member of the Bachelor's Club might have a lot to do with that. I don't have to send cards, flowers or chocolate to anyone if I don't want to. Nor have to worry about the consequences by not doing so. Yet, I've been known to do such things, because deep down, I'm sort of a romantic.

Strangely, I've had so few special VDays, but there's only one that sticks out in my mind. I answered a 'help wanted' ad in the local paper to deliver flowers on Valentine's Day. I put on my reddest shirt (avoiding the urge to go the full Cupid route) and headed to the florist early that morning. For over 8 hours that day, my fellow delivery guys and I ran all over town, delivering roses to nervous, expectant ladies. Fill up my van, head to the downtown office buildings, deliver maybe a dozen orders, and go back to do the whole thing all over again.

Never in my life had I felt such love and contempt at the same time. The anticipation as I walked into an office area. The hopeful look in their eyes. The daggers in my back as I passed desk after desk, to deliver them to the back of the office. The leers and pure hate I felt walking back out of the office. Sometimes I'd have to go back to the same office with a different order. And the forgiving eyes, then the anticipation, daggers, and leers. Repeat. Rinse. Repeat.

It was a great day. My van smelled like roses for days. I'm curious what sort of reaction I would have gotten if I went the Cupid route. Fortunately, not that curious... Happy Valentine's Day to all!


Please Hear What I Am Not Saying

"Don't be fooled by me.
Don't be fooled by the face I wear
for I wear a mask, a thousand masks,
masks that I'm afraid to take off,
and none of them is me.

Pretending is an art that's second nature with me,
but don't be fooled,
for God's sake don't be fooled.
I give you the impression that I'm secure,
that all is sunny and unruffled with me, within as well
as without,
that confidence is my name and coolness my game,
that the water's calm and I'm in command
and that I need no one,
but don't believe me.

Who am I, you may wonder?
I am someone you know very well.
For I am every man you meet
and I am every woman you meet."

Charles C. Finn
September 1966


The mystery will be revealed late Thursday afternoon. Be sure to come back--it'll be a surprise!
I'll assume that you noticed that there might be double Mystery Guests this week (hint: mouse rollover). Our Guests are Barefoot Dreamer and Morning Glory, who's also doing a guest stint at her site! Be sure to stop by and say hi!

My mini-rant from last week regarding the lack of comments for "...the Other HNT" seemed to work some. Now keep it up! Your fellow HNTers appreciate it! Oh, yeah...NSFW!
THEME ALERT! - Don't forget that next week will be the Winter Olympic HNT theme! For those of you who worried about not having snow for pictures, I think that's been taken care of... If you still don't have snow, you could always opt for indoor skating, or medal ceremonies, or something along those lines. Looking forward to seeing what you all come up with! Canadians--I'm looking forward to some real national pride!!!
Ending with bullets...
  • I have no sympathy for those of you who are enduring the snow back east. In the similar fashion that no one had great sympathy for us here when we were deep in the frigid sub-zero temps. But after seeing the news tonight, I CAN say that I'm glad it's not happening here. In fact, I saw a robin the other day. Don't hate...
  • Congrats to the New Orleans Saints! Mardi Gras should be a good time this year!
  • Getting used to the new changes that Facebook made this week. Not a big fan, but it's not too bad. Still seems to be working a bit on the wonky side.
  • REALLY not a fan yet of Gmail's Buzz. Do we really need Twitter-like behavior there?? Or worse--connecting Twitter to Buzz??? Please, no. I'm going to give it a couple of days, but there's a nice link at the bottom of your Gmail page that says "turn off buzz". Probably going to do just that!
  • Had the most bizarre dream last night. Can't quite describe it, other than I was a game piece on a board that was a hybrid of Tetris and Words with Friends. Yes, the dementia rolls on unabated...

74 comments:

  1. MG is always Stellar!!

    Mines up with a GUEST!!

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  2. Beautiful MG!

    And I love your pic this week too! :)

    I am up!
    ~Emmy

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  3. I don't think I've ever had a very special V-day. I guess I never went out with guys who LIKE it, like you :P

    I'm up. Fighting the winter blues by pretending to be in the jungle...

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  4. Happy Valentines Day! Great pic this week.

    We're up.

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  5. Guests all over the place :)

    Guess what??? Someone is baaaaack, for today only - come over and give her a hug :)

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  6. love and contempt, ah, great post!

    love that imaginative MG roll-through

    olympic valentines...

    i'm up

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  7. Happy Valentines and HHNT to all :)

    I'm up.

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  8. hey we're up and looking forward to the greenest winter Olympics ever. Man it's warm here.
    Have a great V-Day everyone

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  9. Loving Bush and the reason for the season....

    Os - MG is lovely - how do you pick 'em...really???

    xx

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  10. Autumn's up! Go check her out!

    http://www.autumnmistspeaks.blogspot.com/

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  11. Be sure to check out Cute but Evil! She's recycling again, but she doesn't disappoint!

    http://cutebutevilgirl.blogspot.com/

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  12. I'm getting with that big eastern snow storm, but I really don't mind at all. Lori has a couple of snow days and is staying with me. You know what that means? I'm getting lucky week days instead of just the weekend.

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  13. Jobthingy is waxing poetic and being mushy and stuff. Stop by to see her!

    http://jobthingyhnt.blogspot.com/

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  14. What a great story! And wonderful pics of you and MG!

    Yup, it's snowing ALOT here on the EC and very brrrrrr.

    Happy HNT.

    I'm up and ready for Valentine's Day. :)

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  15. Love your pic - totally irresistible!! Lovely MG as always...

    I'm up!

    XO

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  16. You'd make the greatest Cupid, Os!

    I'm up, and on the train :)

    xx Dee

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  17. Cute pic, Os.
    And the MG is beautiful.

    I am up.

    peace...

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  18. Happy V-day everyone!

    I'm up!

    xo~Sadie

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  19. Alabaster Legs is up this week and glistening :]

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  21. I detest Valentine's Day, always have, even when I've been with someone. But since you like it Os, I'm gonna wish you a Happy Valentine's Day anyway.

    And I'm up with one for last week and one for this week...which also happens to be my 200th HNT post!

    HAPPY HNT!

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  22. Happy Valentine's Day, Os!

    I'm up, Happy HNT

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  23. I got dared this week ... it's up for your amusement :D

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  24. Os, that's a great HNT you've got there. Made me smile.

    I'm up. I didn't mean to write a mushy post for my HNT, but it ended up being just that.

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  25. Oh Os, you would make a GREAT Cupid! I think you should volunteer again this year and try it out. :)

    Love your pic - and the MG's pics as well!

    I'm up. :)

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  26. I chuckled a little bit when I read your post about the scary side of valentine's day. Women can be vicious. haha I'm a chocolate girl, if I do say so myself. *Sadly, I'm allergic to flowers. Go figure!

    I'm up!

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  27. Adorable pic!

    I'm up!

    http://secretlifeofaslummymummy.blogspot.com/

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  28. Aw, well think how many people you *did* make happy with the flowers :) And really it's not your fault, they should be sending daggers at significant others - don't shoot the messenger!

    I lurve the MG :)

    And I'm up!

    xxxx

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  29. Just wanted to say (before I pass out from extreme sleepiness), I'm up!

    http://www.coypink.com/2010/02/11/hnt-on-black/

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  30. I think that it would be fun to deliver flowers for Valentine's Day. There aren't that many (legal) jobs where people are happier after you have come and gone.

    We are up at Married In Ohio with a snow themed post.

    P.S. I do have sympathy for the people who are snowed in who live in cities with limited snow removal capability. Unlike around here where things return to normal in a day or so, they can't do anything about it but wait it out.

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  31. I'm with you on Google Buzz ... There's no "there" there...

    Fooled Around And Fell in Love is ready for business!

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  32. I'm up.

    Love the roll over on the MG's pic :-)

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  33. I'm up...very mushy love stuff for my honey for V-day. Beware!

    http://scintillectual.com/?p=360

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  34. I wish you a Wonderful Valentine's day, dear Osbasso. Because you are a Wonderful Man.

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  35. Aww, Cupid Os! :)

    I'm up. And yes, actually, I will be wearing those heels to bed...

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  36. I don't mind Valentine's Day either. Fortunately for me, Veronica isn't all that into the day.

    MG looks great, I'll be back later!

    I'm up and surviving the snow-pocalypse!

    http://hubmanshangout.wordpress.com/2010/02/11/hnt-snow-pocalypse-2010-edition/

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  37. That you love ValDay shows you are a true romantic! I'm up.

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  38. Great story and fantastic MG! With me, you can always skip the chocolate, candy and hearts, but I LOVE the flowers! :)

    I'm up!

    Ivey

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  39. Delivering flowers would be fun.

    Great pics of the MG.

    I'm up.

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  40. I am up and getting warmed up for the Winter Olympics Theme

    http://anothersuburbanmom.blogspot.com/2010/02/hnt-stretch-it-out-edition.html

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  41. You're definitely not alone- my man love Valentine's and I detest it! :O
    HHNT! Very creative MG!

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  42. Nice MG! And I love you as Cupid! I always wondered how those delivery guys with the flowers felt. I always tried so hard not to look anticipatory or disappointed. It's never a good idea to let the other women in the office see your weak point :)

    This is the first Valentine's Day in a long time where I am expecting some romance. Ruf sent me a text promising the same for our day together on Sunday. I can't wait :)

    HHNT and Im UP! x

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  43. I think you should bring that van to Georgia and deliver some flowers here! What a great memory. Thanks for sharing it. I've asked Hubby to forgo the flowers this year and save the money.

    I didn't do a think for VDay, but I think the pics pretty hot just the same.

    Happy day my friend. <3

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  44. I'm up! Sort of, hehe.

    Actually, you're not the only male alive who digs Valentine's Day. I honestly don't like the holiday at all and prefer not to celebrate it. I do however because my boyfriend enjoys doing so. Talk about role reversal there, lol.

    Cute pic and lovely MG, as always.

    I can't imagine delivering flowers on V-Day. That has to fucking suck, to put it bluntly, lol.

    I'm going to pretend Buzz isn't there for now. =)

    Happy Thursday!

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  45. i havent figured out buzz nor do i care to and new facebook BLOWS.

    i think you should have gone cupid.. *giggles* you should do it next year :P

    and we want pics :P

    HHNT and happy love day!

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  46. Your Valentine's Day volunteer gig sounds great! I'd think that was fun too.

    We're up: Dick-n-Jane

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  47. Awww, I love that photo of you.

    Happy VD my sweet friend! ;)

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  48. I hope you have a sweet Valentine's Day this year, bot not so sweet that you go into diabetic shock :)

    Lovely MG, as usual.

    My HNT is up!

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  49. I'm up at A Poly Life from Las Vegas!

    http://apolylife.wordpress.com/2010/02/11/hnt-notes-from-las-vegas/

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  50. just started blogging and this is my 2nd HNT... not sure if im doing it right but loving it all the same!

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  51. Dammit! I didn't realize snow was the theme for next week and I did it this week! Ah well. Mine are up (yes, there's more than one pic!). HHNT!
    http://pandadementia.com/?p=441

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  52. Yes, miracles never cease- I'm UP and all that jazz. ;)

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  53. The Zaftig Chicks have joined the fun and we're up - for the first time!

    http://www.zaftigchicks.com

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  54. Love the sexy pictures from both this week.

    I'm up with three very sexeh ladies :)

    -EE

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  55. I've posted mine, but I think I might have my holidays wrong. Cupid? Oh! I thought it was Easter! The bunny visited my blog.

    http://ravenquince.wordpress.com/2010/02/11/laughing-furry/

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  56. Was not available last night. But I am up. Come on by for kisses.

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  57. I always forget to do this part because I'm not up as late as 11:30. Ah well.

    I think being a flower delivery person for V-day could be all sorts of fun and awesome, but I see what you mean by the disappointed ladies.

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  58. Actually I keep forgetting about the change in comment style here, too, I should use the non-blogger kind. :) This one leads to me!

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  59. New to HNT, but thought I would join in. My very first HNT is up.

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  60. Love the Valentine Os!! I'm sending one back to you :)

    http://cum2oasis.blogspot.com/2010/02/happy-hnt-will-you-be-my-valentine.html

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  61. Um yeah, my HNT is totally sweet and romantic and appropriate to Valentine's Day

    http://www.butchtastic.net/?p=2908

    aww come on, don't you believe me? ;-)

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  62. Love your pic hun! So my Valentine is in the mail right? hahahaa

    muah!

    xxoo

    Oh and I know you did it for me but i'm up ;)

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  63. Reading about you delivering flowers made me laugh but you're right - I remember when I worked in an office and all the women held their breath when the flower delivery guy came in.

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  64. Mine's up! :D http://jesseebeth.wordpress.com

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  65. It was so fun of Morning Glory to play along with me. I had the idea for the concept of this photo but didn't want to use my own boobs.... so I picked the best boobs I could think of and was thrilled when she agreed. Thanks hun it was fun!

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  66. Still Thursday here and I'm up...

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  67. I can't really recall a 'special' VDay. But I'm not the most romantic person on the planet, neither is The Husband and he's probably more romantic than I am...oh well. :) I really enjoyed the poem (I hope that I've got that right?) that you posted, I can absolutely relate it and I've done a bit of a copy and paste so I can keep it for myself, if that's ok. :)
    Anyway, I'm late (nothing new there) but I'm up.
    Em.xx

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  68. Happy (very late) HNT! Great picture.

    BD and MG mystery guest spot is really unique and sexy!

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  69. I think that was sweet of you to deliver flowers.

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  70. You know I have my favorites, like Betsy....but this just moved up my list... I still love betsy though.

    That's a badass pic OS. Really cool. You know I am all artsy fartsy so I am going to shaddup now.

    Did I mention that is a cool pic?

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  71. Survival group against God?? LOL. Good luck with that. Truth is, no one knows the exact time this will happen except the man upstairs, however, I firmly believe that there are people placed here by God that post the warning signs and it's up to you to take heed.
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