1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight? Trying to read the menu at a dimly lit brewpub on Saturday night!
2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked? 10, if I'm home alone. 2, if not. Didn't used to be that way, but this body has totally gone to hell.
3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity? Currently in a funk so long that most priests have a better record in this area than me. And that's not with altar boys, either!
4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager? Oh, yes! But probably not since my late 20s?
5. When did you last use food or drink as medication? Never used drink as medication, but food is another matter. Not specifically, but overeating has been a problem with me for a long time.
Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited - Free. Cold. Beer.
b) make you squirm - Colonoscopy. Snip. The blogname of a particular (but unnamed) HNTer (no, not that one--the other one).
c) make you laugh - Flick. Titillate. Uvula.
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