Another one (a haiku!)

Stole this from Lizbeth.
It's all about me this week.
(X indicates true)

( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
(X) I'VE NEVER SMOKED POT
( ) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
( ) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I'VE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I'VE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I'VE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN FIRED
( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I'VE NEVER TRIED ECSTACY
( ) I'VE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN CHEATED ON
( ) I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE
( ) I'VE NEVER DATED SOMEONE, BUT WANTED SOMEONE ELSE
( ) I'VE NEVER RECEIVED A SPEEDING TICKET
( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
( ) I'VE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I'VE NEVER STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
( ) I'VE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I'VE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I'VE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I'VE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I’VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(X) I'VE NEVER POSED NUDE
( ) I'VE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN ON TV